Is the answer to the title “Be credibly accused of multiple sexual offences, realise your old career is irrevocably over, and need a new grift asap”?

Manosphere/red pill “dating advice”

Radio 4’s Mitch Benn brings one-night Brighton show as part of UK tour – Brighton and Hove News - European Football - EUCUP.COM Comedian, satirical songwriter and musician Mitch Benn brings a one-night-only show to Brighton this May in Brighton Fringe as part of a wider UK tour. This

Radio 4’s Mitch Benn brings one-night Brighton show as part of UK tour – Brighton and Hove News

https://www.eucup.com/1611631/

Comedian, satirical songwriter and musician Mitch Benn brings a one-night-only show to Brighton this May in Brighton Fringe as part of a wider UK tour. This performance …

“You wouldn’t ask a fish how to catch a fish”
Well yeah, actually you probably would, if the fish had the right to choose to be caught by you, or by someone else, or another fish, or indeed just to be left the fuck alone…

What? A NEW panel show from moi? You bet yer ass. 🫏

This one is all about animals - with the brilliant 🐾
@mitchbenn.bsky.social & Stefania Licari🐾 going head to head in a battle for the beasts. Who will get to decide the best animal? And the worst?

Brighton Fringe, one show only, Sat 9 May

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Typical Pope with his "holier than thou" attitude.

@soozuk.bsky.social hey Sooz; re Vodaphone… Whether or not they’ve farmed out their deliveries to AI, they’re definitely pissing all over the Data Protection Act…
Have they ever had that old address as a current address for you? I mean were you living there when you first dealt with them?

'Coachella' sounds like a respiratory disease you get from swimming in a disused quarry x

That’s not to say Trump WOULDN’T at least TRY to send in the tanks if he loses the midterms but we know that anything other than massive landslide he’ll try to overrule. So massive landslide it will have to be.

ALTHOUGH it also shows that the one thing the anti-Trump vote CAN do is TURN OUT. Because Orban’s defeat came about because the result was SO crushing there was no way to dispute/deny it without going full-on Jackbooted Police State Fuck You I’m President Forever and sending in the tanks.

One for @mitchbenn.bsky.social

Yyyyyyyyup 😕

Python did one where the BBC is running out of money and gets evicted by its Irish landlord in the middle of an episode

I'm playing Manchester in one week. Sunday 19th April. Tickets still available.

Also Putney in September.

www.ticketsource.com/iain-lee-ltd

A redrawn version of a classic Fantastic Four pinup page by Jack Kirby with the crew of the Artemis 2

My tribute to the Artemis 2 crew in the style of Jack Kirby

I see the Artemis crew came back okay.

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

I lol'd at this.😆

Aaaaaaaaand CUE Republican pundits and spokesobjects praising Trump to the skies for “saving us all from world war three” in five… four… three…

Every reactionary centrist and culture war grifter is now rapidly deleting their accusations of ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’.

“So Mike, what is the upside risk of genocide and where is the best place to invest to maximize gains in a genocide tailwind?”

"Calm down. He won't be that bad."
"He won't go after political opponents."
"He won't try to overturn an election."
"He won't start a stupid, costly war."
"He won't purge the military."
"He won't use nukes." <--- We're currently here.

Where the fuck is Jamie Lannister when you need him? 😕

I’m sorry that my existence as a trans person was so upsetting to millions of voters that we are now having World War III as a result. That was not my intention but here we are.

my youngest grandson returns from The Waste. No food again, just metal scraps. But he's so proud, and wants a reward.

"Tell me again about The Great Before. Tell me why The Green went away," he begs.

"in the Before," I begin, "people had questions about who should participate in women's sports..."

Oh well that’ll bring the regime to its fucking knees