as usual whirl is trying to take my homie. unbelievable

ohhghh I’m so firsty… you have to
Water me with your spit ….

[ places hand on his shoulder ] buddy you’re about to trip

man I hope you can handle your Mary Jane

nah

good lord man

[ passing over a big stooge ] take a puff man

what kind of team abandons one of their members /: kind of shitty. Hit them with bottles

This is almost as gay as me

(( strange burst of kyo writing ocs today

I’m allowed to call him that. Trust me.

such a stupid little fruit. can’t even rizz.

Oh my god. Oh, my god! Has he not talked to you about Sonic before??

it would be but that stupid bunny is obsessed with MID

I’m pretty sure.

i mean. yeah

[ muttering under his breath ] fuuck

It’s like having Sonic without Jet, you know? Or Mario without Wario.

Tch. He certainly left ME behind…

he /wishes/ he could get rid of me. though I can’t imagine why he hasn’t gotten rid of YOU yet…

I mean, it was mostly to avoid the backlash for what he said to slip the snail

also whirl

Well… it wouldn’t be the first time whirl left somebody behind……

Whirl

They left you behind, Homer …. You could no longer provide for them …

[ crossing his legs and propping them up ] Oh, yeah, ‘course I do. I’ve got a healthy dose of self-confidence… something you STILL struggle with. Shrimp.

He sucks so bad. I just wanna dunk him and milk and hear the wet slap of his bones hitting the wall <3

Chat I think i ate with this one

(( realizing the funniest thing I could do is for ripple to be a jet the hawk super fan