Caramelized onions.

It’s earth day!!

🌎 plant a pesticide free native 🌱
🌎 switch your energy supplier to a renewable
🌎 take transit instead of an uber
🌎 then make fun of your friends (lovingly) for taking Ubers when the train is right! there!
🌎 heckle your family members. About whatever you want! It’s earth day!!!

Going to keep sharing this, because something I heard from sources is many felt like, after SNAP paused for the first time ever over the fall when the Trump admin refused to fund benefits, lots of people were talking about it. Now, people are still struggling but it feels like attention moved on.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Pennsylvania Court Overturns Abortion Coverage Ban, Ohio Judge Mad He Can't Deny More Abortions: April 20 News Roundup Plus, more good news from Michigan and Montana.

In today's roundup, we have three "actual good news" items, which may be a record.

(Don't ask how many not-good items there are.)

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

We asked participants "Kensington is home to hundreds of species of plants and animals! Name 6 plants or animals that you would expect to find here.". Across 38 surveys, 81 organisms were mentioned. Here's who got mentioned the most.

Pardon the bad graph, I don't want to use R.

Princess Grace, the collie-mix sitting nicely at the vet

she seems to be okay but we're at the vet just in case :/

sometimes you are dogsitting and the dog decides to jump out a second story window when you're out of the house

A frog in a rowboat reading a book while a fish in the water is also reading a book. The caption at the top reads "It's a Whole Great Big Fun Thing"

A fifteen drawer card catalog with some drawers pulled out and Library of Congress literature in the drawers and on top.

It is National Library Week and the Library of Congress has done a cute nationwide thing with old card catalogs highlighting a lot of their core programs. I'm partial to their "Free to Use and Reuse Sets" but I'm sure we've all got our faves. 📚

newsroom.loc.gov/news/library...

Btw this project was made possible because people support @skypeascientist.bsky.social monthly, and because people buy our merch. I’m not selling these t shirts for nothin’.

Support this project here givebutter.com/KenzoMural

Taijuan Walker has allowed 11 first-inning runs in four starts this season. That's more than 16 teams have allowed in the first inning all season.

Among our wide ranging conversation, which also investigates whether squid are aliens or gay–spoiler alert, they are definitely one of them– the first guest on the Streets Dept Podcast, @sarahmackattack.bsky.social offers some practical advice for how you can help increase biodiversity in your city!

little white dog in green sweater looking directly at a tree (it is possible the dog is an actual toy)

new landlord uses chatbot to submit maintenance requests......

Tweet by director Joseph Kahn: The solution to the theatrical problem is very simple. Extend the time before it goes to streaming. Make it 180 days. 6 months. If you don't watch it in theaters you won't get to see it for a long time. Studios have devalued their product by letting the consumer know there's no urgency. They're going to see it for "free" later. They've cheapened the business into a buffet and violated basic supply and demand.

plainly true

boebert with a clip for the ages i fear

he needs Mavis Barkon

A blonde, white woman who is apparently a TV reporter texting with headphones on.

The text is asking google AI: Good questions after a tough loss in baseball

computer, enhance

Thomson Reuters Shareholders Demand Investigation into ICE Contracts The shareholders explicitly cited multiple 404 Media investigations, including one that showed Thomson Reuters' CLEAR is integrated with a tool ICE uses to find neighborhoods to target.

NEW: On Wednesday shareholders in Thomson Reuters demanded the company’s board launch an investigation into whether its products have contributed to human rights violations, specifically with regards to Thomson Reuters’ ongoing sale of peoples’ personal data to ICE.

www.404media.co/thomson-reut...

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros

ICE agent tells the New York Times they were nervous showing up in Minneapolis and how they travelled with “girly suitcases” to not be detected.

A Senior ICE official details how officers would block in and kidnap United State Citizens.

Gift link in next post.

It’s literally at the library. It’s streaming through the library. Library can help you find it. Have you looked at the library? Library has it for you.

French basketball player: these rising sea levels threaten the 70% of human beings globally who live in coastal areas

Baseball player: I throw this ball for Arby’s and the Ohio Air National Guard

This food service union president gets what FIFA is all about

🧵 The Canadian federal government’s 2025 budget has allocated:

More business tax breaks including for fossil fuels sector
$925 million for AI
$81.8 billion over 5 years for military

However, this comes at the expense of cultural heritage.