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Had a 10k race, it was 85 degrees and humid, I kept thinking I was finally getting “runners high” got home and realized I was 5lbs lighter. Turns out all I got was the dehydration.

Next year the PDGA will have a LandShark Rule, take a stroke and throw from the DZ

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Shot under par on 18 holes for the first time during a tournament today #discgolf 🥏

Tag rounds are so wild, I can shoot a low score and still end up with a higher tag than I started with 🥏

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Meth Dealers in Indianapolis finding out the Colts owner died

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Just signed up for a 15k next weekend because “if you sign up, I’ll sign up” is the worst form of peer pressure also I’ve never run more than a 10k before so this should be interesting

Wouldn’t say it helps the game but it certainly improves the mood while playing. Alcohol and shrooms totally hinder my game both taken together or separately (that was a fun experiment)

I’m doing a half this fall, I may take the penjamin with me and reward myself with a hit every mile

Took 2 1/2 minutes off my time and unlike my last race I never felt like I was going to puke or pass out, I’m sold!!

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25mg before the 5k, if I don’t get runners high naturally then I’ll just get high and run.

Ended up setting a PR

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Yes but it’s a cheaper mid life crisis than an affair and/or a sports car

Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? An Investigation. Pope Francis passed away shortly after meeting with Vice President JD Vance.

People on X certainly have their theories: "JD Vance can't be the antichrist. The antichrist is supposed to be charismatic."

Time for a new pope where a group old men select an even older man to wear a gown, change his identity and use a preferred name but who also can’t understand Trans Issues

Just signed up to do my first half marathon this fall which proves even in my old age I still haven’t learned how to make good choices

For backyard I grabbed a used one off Facebook marketplace for under $50.

I appreciate you 💚

Wow that’s a long course!

How am I supposed to train and run on the trail when all you MF out here walking smoking a blunt just tempting me to stop and join you

It certainly sounds better than the angry cries of “I trusted you” as a disc you expected to fade goes straight into OB

Putting in the work, I probably practice putted for 3-4 hours this week with some field work. Trying to focus on form, focus and repetition. 🥏

Stop whatever you’re doing and look at this gorgeous art

IDK if $5k is “paying big”

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Get my comfy chair

Spent an hour doing field work and another putting 🥏

Hopefully the practice translates to when it matters 🤷🏼‍♂️

Maybe skeet more it’s definitely helping

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No matter how low my expectations are I’m somehow always let down

Wait so I can retire now