Wild story with incredible details including that two days before he posted about the “Fuckin’ Strait,” aides kept Trump out of the room while they got updates about fallen airmen “because they believed his impatience wouldn’t be helpful” www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Doom fold
Obscrolltion (like obstruction but…)?
Doomplanting?
The phenomenon of people stopping in the middle of the street mid stride to look at their phones is getting worse. We need a term for it.
Maybe three martinis ARE the key to happiness
It’s totally normal for a sneaker company to become an AI company stop being such a DOOMER www.wsj.com/tech/ai/for-...
There’s a difference between “people who move to New York” and “transplants” and the latter should absolutely be banned from using the subway
Caught up on some old magazines this weekend including this apparently well timed profile from January of Pope Leo www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Gonna miss the space people :(
Like I miss Bad Bunny :(
What’s the next mass human unifying event
A pic of Here Where We Live is Our Country: The Story of the Jewish Bund by Molly Crabapple
Big congrats to @mollycrabapple.bsky.social
Read this book!
The cool thing is everything is terrible and it’s ALSO freezing
Thought nuclear terror was a special form of Gen X trauma but now guess everyone gets to have it
This is no way to live, man
I reviewed @mollycrabapple.bsky.social 's terrific new history of the Bund — a great read but more importantly, a book that could not have arrived at a more urgent moment. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/b...
Don’t forget to wear your subversive pocket square to work today
Everything is terrible, except for Deadloch, which remains a perfect show
Did Kid Rock write this
Project Hail Mary is a children’s movie meant to prepare a new generation for self-sacrifice and being friends with AI. I will be taking no questions at this time.
The cool thing about algorithms is since they refuse to recognize linear time, April Fool’s content is still coming up, while our brains’ April 1 filters are long gone. Nothing is true and everything is possible! What a truly great time to be alive.
My Outlook AND my phone are acting up today (bless), what did the astronauts DO
Strike April 1 from the calendar. Send every person and company engaging in this straight to the moon.
Which plague was the result of pharaoh showing up at the main court and then addressing the nation over an ill plotted war
“I’m not paying $40 for matzoh!” she shouts in the middle of Zabars, reaching a new level of being.
Sad this season of Paradise is over. Not sad I’ll never have to hear that terrible Phil Collins cover again.
Last summer, I received a manuscript in the mail from a 32-year-old man who wanted to tell me the story of his psychosis -- how close he came to killing his dad, and how, when it passed, they put the pieces of their relationship back together. Here it is.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/s...
