I’m delusional not dumb

Only 7% of human history was ever recorded like what was happening during the other 93%

Eyebrow lady threading your unibrow gotta be top 5 best feelings

I hope this queen is having an amazing Christmas

RIP to my Switch someone stole my bag and my Switch was in it :,,,,(

Does Beyoncé realize how iconic her first steps were on the Diva video?

This guy told me about his fillers (I kinda figured) and honestly I’m not interested anymore

I’m making everybody a personalized $75 goodie bag

I knew as child that kids were addicted to sugar when they were eating Cookie Crisps

I want a black bengal cat in 2025

Tenzen was about handle Zaheer if ole girl ain’t step in

I am Carrie Bradshaw

As much shit the US goes through there’s still no other place I would rather live

And thats how you do a 24 hour fast

How am I ever going to give up my favorite body when it’s time for a relationship?

Who you must think I am

Omg I wish I could have recorded that head shot that won the game

Oh the movie industry dead if they’re trying to charge these prices

I love eating the same things

Chile don’t get too invested

I would love to go to a day party rn

Hannah Montana is everything Taylor Swift wish she was

Can’t ruin them steaks baby we’re too deep

I still use Snapchat faithfully

Looking at this as an adult I get it now she’s a trophy

My eyes be hurting then I look at my screen brightness and be like this is why

Mounted both my TVs today

I would give my mom why check if I could

And just like that he ruined it by hinting at threesome

The amount of items I’m receiving vs the price I paid never adds up