Guys, when I say "let's do something," I just mean in a strictly hypothetical way. You should know this.

when did they name a flower after my top pornhub search

This winter in Toronto has been so overcast and rain heavy, I finally understand why British people are like that. Honestly id become a TERF too if I had to live with this weather constantly

😭 I'm laughing so hard

My boyfriend pissed himself in the mall after getting scared by the goth girl in hot topic and now he's crying in the bathroom while I steal their knock off labubus

Discovering portal to Narnia by punching hole in drywall while having domestic spat with my disgusting boyfriend

My brain: "OHHH, what's this I see? Trying to enjoy yourself? *N o*. You must write! Write now, human! I do not care if you are busy, sick, or what! You must write!"

Me: pushes aside everything else and writes

My brain: *empty*

fluffy orange cat

every day mr gorgeous bears witness to events that he doesn’t understand and cannot explain

A dim photo on an angle from a phone poked inside a wardrobe. Inside the wardrobe are Orville and Garry, hiding from their grandma. Orville’s head is big and shining near the camera, with big golden eyes. Garry is sitting down in the back in the shadows with slightly closed eyes. Text has been superimposed over the image. Up top in smaller font it says “KITTY PARK” in black text. And down the bottom it says “BAD KITTY” in white text. It looks somewhat like an album cover.

“they look like they're about to drop a 2000s era linkin park album”

So, You Wore A Dress For Halloween and Now You Want To Do It Every Day

a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water . ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .

"Weren't you working on
that same chapter last time you ranted about your writing?"

A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

"but what if—"

A girl of culture

a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water . ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .

IT'S CALLED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!!

If you're ever talking to a creative, and our eyes suddenly go wide, it's over. We've tuned into our made up realm, imagining our characters, or we've been possessed by a new idea. Anything you say for the next few minutes can and will be forgotten

listen bro this is so embarrassing

i've uh

i've imprinted on you

yeah

yeah like a baby duck

no

NO LISTEN

LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --

Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece

okay so

INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom

but

Today sucked I'm gonna go home and angrily plow my boy wife's smelly hole

Picturing the ending of my series, the book tour, the interviews, the series adaptation, the casting of characters, and the soundtrack all before writing "chapter 1" of book 1, as a treat

My Dad is Dracula (and a Polaroid Camera) 📸

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

[after tying my partner to the bed]

them: i can't resist at allll what are you gonna do to me
me: make you say nice things about yourself. repeat after me.
them: what. No. What
me: i am valuable-
them: what's the safe word
me: and am capable of doing things
them: SAFE WORD WHAT'S THE SAFE WORD

fascinating

Panel 1 August and Penelope are picking up their kids. As Penelope leaves, she compliments August's shirt. It's a pretty sweet shirt. I'd like one myself. Penelope: August! I love your shirt. Panel 2 August freezes for a moment. In the background, the word processing repeats over and over again. He's calculating the perfect response. This shouldn't take long. Panel 3 August is still processing. Panel 4 August is in bed with his cats. The processing has just finished. August: Oh... I should have said thank you.

Nice Shirt - Gator Days

Two cabinet doors are open so that they are side by side about 10 centimeters apart creating a minimal platformr. A cat is resting across those two doors with Ease, but with only one of the door open would not be enough and the cat would not be able to balance.

Simultaneously navigating Autism & ADHD can be quite complex.

There is only a narrow band of activity where they run parallel to each other …

otherwise it’s an extreme balancing act ... and any kind of upset in our environment can be catastrophic ...

Oh god me this week. I needed to add more detail to a character? Nope, ended up thinking up an entire three book series 👉👉