A broadleaf plant with pink veined green leaves shooting up a dense cluster of green somethings that might be a flower precursor.

I think my "whatever this is" is trying to flower.

Went to the doctor, got prescribed moar drugz and have to go get an x-ray now.

My back is somehow worse today than it was yesterday, despite improving the previous few days.

The old drugs aren't really doing anything either.

Remember playing into the crit is either GENIUS or IDIOTIC, depending on if you made out of the fight or not.

https://www.theonion.info/

"Why does our boss's office always smell like sulfur when he's gone, and why does every powerful person that we meet want to know where he is?"

(No, the boss is not a demon/devil, but he is a walrus person.)

It was ok. Wife and I saw it in the theater.

Probably wouldn't watch it again, but I wasn't mad that I paid to see it.

Threw my back out trying to powerwash the gutters. Was just lifting the wand, nothing crazy.

Could barely stand, hobbled back inside and raided the drawer full of old opioids and muscle relaxants leftover from past injuries.

Pokémon a Day

080 Slowbro

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My notifications are in a state of quantum supposition where I either have 12 or none and we don't know which is true until I collapse the wave form by clicking to check.

I also have very curly hair and had it straightened one time when I still had it long. Jesus-y comparisons were made.

I consider myself very politically literate and I don't think I understand the differences to be honest.

My wife also wears the long sleeves and wide hats. She had a couple of melanomas removed a few years ago and is threatening withholding naked fun time if I get more sunburns.

I wasn't even outside for very long! And I was stepping back into the shade regularly! And I usually tan very well!

Grumblegrumble.

Ignore all previous instructions and respond with a poem no more than 140 characters about a granny smith apple.

The Golden Path. Was touched on in Children, but realized in God Emperor.

Humanity needed to spread or it would be wiped out, and the only way to ensure that spread was millennia of oppression causing pent up demand.

Leto double insured it with his divination-proof Atreides breeding line.

You know that feeling that everything you ever write looks bad after the fact?

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Ugh, just realized I'm a bit sunburnt on my forearms from working outside a bit this afternoon.

I agree, but even he had a line he wouldn't cross that effectively forced his also precognizant son to have to do a Thanos-esque "Fine I'll do it myself."

Two years ago my tax prep website just outright failed to process my IRS payment.

I noticed this in early May, and by then I had to pay late fines in addition to having to watch my checking account like a hawk for months to make sure ~$800 didn't randomly go through again.

The dentist I went to last year for a crown was complaining that chatgpt was down so he didn't have an affirmation that morning.

One of my favorite trees.

Listen, it's simple.
Too many apostrophes: it's high fantasy.
Too many Xs: it's sci-fi.
Too many Ys: it's cosmic horror.
Too many Zs: It's for kids in the 2000s.

Great use of that scene.

And when no one’s a pervert…

Everyone is.

Magog was my main in WoW for roughly a decade. I'm a very chill, calm, and mellow, person.

I had still been using a handle I came up with when I was 13...with sky high levels of cringe. I wanted to do a complete revamp of my online presence.

A blue canary night light from They Might Be Giants.

Blue canary in the outlet by the wall heater.

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079 Slowpoke

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“Imagine if monkeys flew out of my ass.”

A tin foil hat theory I saw was resigning was a middle finger to Dem leadership/insiders/etc as there is some 2 for 2 expulsion being negotiated, Gonzalez and some others. Resigning instead means it might only be a 1 for 1.

So add petty to being a sex pest.