not 2 brag but my pea plants have already sprouted

her angst and beautiful voices comes for us all

youre never too old to listen to olivia rodrigo

when I click “local” on fb marketplace and it shows me ebay listings (that are obviously not local) I want to scream

they were cousinmaxxing, and we were out-cousined

they already fucked up once with that ninth season everyone skips. they are doing much better at connecting with old beloved bits and people

I know people hate reboots, but I think the scrubs reboot is about as good as it gets

Screenshot of spotify playing Midnight City by M83

this and driving to the middle of nowhere on a Friday night in 2016. better than any drug

currently just mending a lot of socks

Yesterday Jeremy Allen White was a minor character as a child actor. Today January Jones appeared and I was like oh that pretty lady is not being cast for 1 measly police interview (season 18, the 2008 financial crisis is the top of everyones mind)

so many actors first gig is L&O so you gotta be careful. dont worry if u cant figure it out tho, everything will be wrapped up by the end of the hour

a general guide for law and order is that if you see a famous guest star, they will be involved more later on. HOWEVER, you also have to factor in when they became famous

I made a patch for my pouch of pouches to cover up the logos from the weighted blanket company 😎

a pouch pouch, a pouch for pouches

I know my bf loves me because he has had no complaints about watching only law and order (original) for going on 3 weeks

I need everyone manifesting I get the job I interviewed for today because it is exactly what I want and I need stable employment

im on a board game break. i may be doing cousin allie crafts but im still cousin lila

we have beads in our blood. also its not a pyramid scheme, its more of a bead upside down funnel system

doing some cousin allie crafts rn, will report back

the amount that I talk to myself throughout the day seems very only child coded

no ants on my logs!!!!

the first person who put peanut butter on celery probably had to be like “guys, hear me out….. stop making fun of me it tastes good”

And in return I will deliver a beautiful handout with a callout box (bc that is actually what they want) and let them call it whatever they want ❤️

People love handing over a dense 4 page document and asking you to make an infographic (which is notably a medium with minimal text) out of it

I only know because I was a journalism nerd in the 20teens when infographics were booming and went to a specific infographic workshop

there is something charming to me about the way people don’t know what infographic means. I like seeing what they think qualifies

you literally dont have to live in a prison of your own mind?? who knew??

getting diagnosed with OCD changed my whole life for the better, yall should try it

has anyone discovered a way to put a top coat of (regular, not gel) nail polish on without smearing the nail art? like has anyone done that ever

“I don’t want to inconvenience you” well maybe im a sick fuck who likes helping people