A cold coke and some freshly made fries tastes fucking great after a long promenade out in the countryside.

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"Wild Eye Skies No. 6" (2026)
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Oooooo!! Trap him. 🔗

But what if they lie to throw you off their scent? 👀

Imma need you to go out and do some field work, collecting data on the consumption of music by heteronormies.

Pretty!

I desperately want to be stretched on the rack. Not in a sexual way, but just to get a good stretch in.

Douchy, vapid dude from L.A., who was a terrible lay (fast & painful), is back in town, n' tryin' to fuck again.

It's a comfy sweatshirt. Worth going to the Met just for the sweatshirts.

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🤤 They're even bigger in-person.

I see that shadow. 👀

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Thanks!! 😙

MY WRATH IS WITHOUT END!!!🔥

This is how I feel every time a DL man calls me "bro":

"let the mischief of their lips overwhelm them! Let burning coals fall upon them! Let them be cast into fire, into miry pits, no more to rise! Let not the slanderer be established in the land; let evil hunt down the [DL] man speedily!"

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Feelin' sexy today.

WOAH!! 😮 Fuck! 🥵

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"Secular Altar Piece: At the Lamb's High Feast" (2026)
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Hail Satan! 🤘🔥🐐

Mwahahahahaha!! 😈