The bees were okay but I say pass to the python 🐍.

I have a spot on my nose coming

Alas the wind got it

Don't skip, post you in another country!

Good hair day today, lads.

Brass monkeys out there this morning.

Had an emergency nap and now I can’t be arsed to move.

It’s nice to be appreciated 🥰

Well done mister

Fucking Reform loser knocked at my door. Gave her short shrift 🚮

Sorry for your loss bbz, that must be hard to unpack x

Been to the garden centre and raided the Search and Rescue section.

I have given up and ordered a paint sprayer

Painting this fence is going to kill me

Few feelings in life beat waking up, thinking it’s Monday… then realising it’s actually Sunday.

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18.

I have eaten too much pasta 🐖

Have a second sleep

So I did a 5k run this morning, and for the first time EVER I actually thought “I’m not shit at this”, like I could have done more and I have NEVER had that before. Not bad considering I had 4 hours sleep and had a tankload of booze last night.

*tater scallops

Some vodka fell into my mouth

Aaaaaand I’m home from work 😴 🍷 🥴

Absolutely my vision

Get me a bottle of wine and tip it right down my wide open throat.

Jessie Ware’s new album is reminiscent (to me) of Janelle Monae’s Electric Lady.

Including my own mother who is in hospital today and I forgot 🙃

Been super busy with work this week, inside and outside of the office, which keeps me out of trouble and the week has flown but on the other hand I feel like I’ve neglected so many people 🥺.

Upsetting dream. Woke up actually crying.

Karen Brady should cheer up a bit #TheApprentice