Every major iOS update can be summarized with, “We made everything rounder”

when your crime is adorable, that's when they proseCUTE 😍

*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball

We’re all narcissistic it’s not a competition

Why does everything cost $30

ME: sorry, I’m ticklish

NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:

We should not have started naming generations with "X". We ran out of letters so quickly

The world went to shit when we removed The Monkees reruns from television programming

Among the many things we lost with the move to streaming and away from DVDs, one that often gets overlooked is the surreal sensation of dozing off in the middle of a movie only to be jolted awake 40 minutes later by the blast of library music playing in an endless loop over the main menu.

Welcome to my world.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction

I can

I can

Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4.

Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.

Hope that helps.

Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken Combo Pitch Meeting YouTube video by Armando Barron Gaming & Films

I love this song, meaning my son had some context when this ad was airing: youtu.be/BMVZfgColWk?...

your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends

when i was child i didn’t think so much of adulthood would be spent unlearning all the messed up things i was taught as a kid

them: the lesson from grease is to change everything about yourself to please someone else
me: really? i thought it was smoking is cool as hell

A red and white sign in a stairway with some kind of emergency symbol that looks like a cassette tape with angry eyebrows.

I’m just going to assume that this sign means BEWARE OF ANGRY CASSETTE TAPES

The Skechers store in Gardena, CA has a “Food Spot” attached to it and the food is legitimately good

I envy the confidence of stupid people.

MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.

Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.

Can’t believe I’ve become a radical extremist with so many unpopular, society-shaking opinions like that all humans deserve human rights, including clean air and healthcare.

online really loves to whip out the social identity categories to explain, criticize, or defend behavior. but sometimes people are just dipshits

there are self-serving, antagonistic, and just plain annoying people in literally every identity group. being a member of an oppressed class doesn't exempt you from being a dumbass

Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive

it's important to reward politicians with praise so they associate it with Fucking Doing Something

Meme of a group of twenty-something women partying next to an image of a forty something woman drinking wine sadly in front of her laptop. Text reads DREAMS AT 25 No kids, no man, no problem. Just vibes and vacations! REALITY AT 45 Why are all the good men taken? I guess men Just can't handle strong women...

Whenever I see men post this I think about how when women are lonely, it's not pitied. It's used to chastise them for not being nicer to men. Meanwhile, when men are experiencing a "loneliness epidemic" they decide the answer is *also* that women should be nicer to men.