"NO ONE LIKES US, WE DON'T CARE" will go hard at the 6am breakfast bars for the early kickoff away to Leeds

A scene from The Umbrella Academy, where Vanya Hargreeves and Number Five look at each other from the windows of their cars with surprise at passing by each other. The top caption reads "Millwall getting promoted", and the bottom caption reads "West Ham getting relegated"

Meanwhile...

Not even mad that it's Lampard of all people who have taken them back to the Promised Land, I've always had a little soft spot for Coventry since the days of Gary Breen and Peter Ndlovu, glad they're back in the Premier League next season

A long way from ground sharing with Northampton now!

whaddaya mean I gotta UNPACK all this stuff again?

I'm almost done moving and brother, I am EXHAUSTED

Highly recommend the @sickoscommittee.org (and @sickosfc.bsky.social in particular if soccer's your thing)

Baddiel & Skinner & Lightning Seeds - Three Lions (Football's Coming Home) (Official Video) YouTube video by LightningSeedsVEVO

IT'S COMING HOME

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqi...

#ArtemisII

I just want him to do the most insane sidequests thinkable, like somehow winning the Daytona 24hr, Nurburgring 24hr, and Le Mans 24hr, all in the same season.

ceos are people too incompetent to do work and too rich to have to learn skills

Promoting a genocide like it's "coming up LIVE at 8/7c on NBC" is is some absolutely ghoulish behaviour, and there is no hell hot enough to burn anything that may remain of this man's spirit

Iran gunning for the massive babyface move just to reinforce even further that America are the heels here

Happy to report that The Drama is, once again, Another Very Good A24 Movie

"graphic design is my passion"

and if people are so passionate about it, they would not rely on an artificial intelligence neural network to do all the hard work for them

I'm still on Facebook (I know, but it's useful for local news here) and every 3rd post is an event poster, generated with the same AI, with the text in the same font, with the same formatting

at this point I'd have more respect for someone MSPainting something because at least I know a human did it

The web is dead, techbros killed it

The notion that the vast majority of "people" on social sites are actually either corporations or bots, and being so flooded with genAI shit that you can trust nothing from anyone anymore, is driving people offline

who could have possibly seen that coming huh

yo @everydaylouie.bsky.social they could have an irl rat taxi soon

fri day night

david byrne: this is NOT my beautiful house 🥺
me: that’s right bud; we’re visiting our friends, remember

James Cody Lollar, Musician Known as GOST, Has Died James Cody Lollar, the dark-synthwave artist known as GOST, has passed away. The sad news was posted on the musician's social pages.

James Cody Lollar, the dark-synthwave artist known as GOST, has died at the age of 46.

The future of AI should be 80 feet underground and dead, you cretin

FOUR HUNDRED THIRTEEN THOUSAND, SEVEN HUNDRED AND NINTEY-THREE KIT-KAT BARS

This would be the most insane way for Richey Edwards to reveal that he faked his own death back in 1995

as soon as I saw this clip come across my feed, I knew what I had to do

@maffewgregg.bsky.social

Of course Sora fell from public view:

the public viewed it and determined that it sucked ass, and never wanted to view it again

DLSS 5 Off / DLSS 5 On

Just because I had a feeling it was coming, doesn't make hearing that it's true any less sad

HR workers tripping over the stacks of gold bullion strewn across the Epic HQ floor to tell other employees that they can't afford to pay them any more

@klausbromi.bsky.social

It sure is...