Oh shit!! I could see that

Watched Futurama with Ez, and now my preschooler keeps saying, “so long, jerkwads!!!”

It is worth it, truly

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

The Scream franchise showcases the entire spectrum of bangs

Prince of Darkness when I was 5 or 6. Lots of others. If my dad had to watch me on a sick day, he would just put on a Stephen King movie or Aliens. Scream in 5th grade when I was home alone

Lolllll there we go. I’m the youngest of three, and we are spread out (74, 81, 85) This was me talking to my middle sister yesterday -

Do you have older siblings? I think that’s part of why I started so young. Plus my dad was just going to put on whatever if he felt like watching it

Thank you!!! 💜💜

A photo of two small felt plush dolls that look like a purple kitten alien and a blue and white plaid puppy alien.

A blue plaid puppy alien. Jfc the printed felt is hard to sew. I hand sew these, and it was rough. I’m happy with how it turned out though

A purple cat alien that was blessedly easy to sew because it’s regular ass wool blend felt not ultra dense acrylic bullshit

Really happy with my little alien guys for the Out of This World prompt. Spooky Spring Art Party ends tomorrow. The last prompt is Final Girl, and I am not there yet

It is so early to be learning this much FNAF lore

All of it!!! 🤞🍀🤞🍀

Da pope

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Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying “It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!”

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

My sister’s kitten climbing the back of a chair. He is a treasure

My sister’s kitten climbing the back of a chair. He has a big personality

My sister’s kitten climbing the back of a chair.

My sister’s kitten climbing the back of a chair. All you can see is one paw

Pepper is a SCAMP

My sister’s kitten, Pepper, sitting in a high chair, because he is baby

He is babby

That’s right. As it should be.

This motherfucker

Ughhhhhh gross. Your poor niece.

Did he never watch anything as a child? Is he Nell from the movie Nell?

You are fully correct. That guy truly sucks. Is his kid in school? I promise they watch movies sometimes *there*

Pspspsps didn’t work. Embarrassing baby voice didn’t work. Light passive aggression didn’t work. (The kitten did not care that it was giving me agita.) I couldn’t stay forever, so I left, and now I’m very worried about tiny cat with not enough street smarts

I was driving home, and a little cat ran in front of my car into a big patch of trees. I pulled over in a random parking lot, and looked for the kitten. I found it, but it was down a hill, and there wasn‘t a way for me to get to it quickly, and it ran off.

My three kids holding buckets filled with Easter eggs because we accidentally overdid it this year

The egg hunt was a success

Photo of my dog staring at a pond where there are several geese honking at her. She would like to chase and/or bite them

Pretzel wants to fight the geese

Pretzel brought a carpenter bee into the house 😮‍💨

My middle kid, A, climbing on some high playground equipment

My youngest kid, E, climbing on playground equipment

Playground kids!

Eugene is recovering well, alert and joking and will go home in a few days. A big deal accident but we will be very grateful this good guy genius will recover.