Oh shit!! I could see that
Posts by Noodle Boy
Watched Futurama with Ez, and now my preschooler keeps saying, āso long, jerkwads!!!ā
It is worth it, truly
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?
3yo: āPoopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but itās okay because itās juiceā
Me: ..K I was thinking like ādinosaursā but letās put a pin in āpiss fountain of the deadā
Yes I am victim blaming, and no I donāt care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening peopleās way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You donāt get to walk that back just because it became real for you.
The Scream franchise showcases the entire spectrum of bangs
Prince of Darkness when I was 5 or 6. Lots of others. If my dad had to watch me on a sick day, he would just put on a Stephen King movie or Aliens. Scream in 5th grade when I was home alone
Lolllll there we go. Iām the youngest of three, and we are spread out (74, 81, 85) This was me talking to my middle sister yesterday -
Do you have older siblings? I think thatās part of why I started so young. Plus my dad was just going to put on whatever if he felt like watching it
Thank you!!! šš
A photo of two small felt plush dolls that look like a purple kitten alien and a blue and white plaid puppy alien.
A blue plaid puppy alien. Jfc the printed felt is hard to sew. I hand sew these, and it was rough. Iām happy with how it turned out though
A purple cat alien that was blessedly easy to sew because itās regular ass wool blend felt not ultra dense acrylic bullshit
Really happy with my little alien guys for the Out of This World prompt. Spooky Spring Art Party ends tomorrow. The last prompt is Final Girl, and I am not there yet
It is so early to be learning this much FNAF lore
All of it!!! š¤šš¤š
Da pope
š“ Catcancraft is live! Playing Creature Kitchen! Cozy creepy cute is my favorite TLC album
twitch.tv/catcancraft
#streamer
Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying āItās bringing love! Donāt let it get away! Break its legs!ā
American Christians when they talk about the Pope
My sisterās kitten climbing the back of a chair. He is a treasure
My sisterās kitten climbing the back of a chair. He has a big personality
My sisterās kitten climbing the back of a chair.
My sisterās kitten climbing the back of a chair. All you can see is one paw
Pepper is a SCAMP
My sisterās kitten, Pepper, sitting in a high chair, because he is baby
He is babby
Thatās right. As it should be.
This motherfucker
Ughhhhhh gross. Your poor niece.
Did he never watch anything as a child? Is he Nell from the movie Nell?
You are fully correct. That guy truly sucks. Is his kid in school? I promise they watch movies sometimes *there*
Pspspsps didnāt work. Embarrassing baby voice didnāt work. Light passive aggression didnāt work. (The kitten did not care that it was giving me agita.) I couldnāt stay forever, so I left, and now Iām very worried about tiny cat with not enough street smarts
I was driving home, and a little cat ran in front of my car into a big patch of trees. I pulled over in a random parking lot, and looked for the kitten. I found it, but it was down a hill, and there wasnāt a way for me to get to it quickly, and it ran off.
My three kids holding buckets filled with Easter eggs because we accidentally overdid it this year
The egg hunt was a success
Photo of my dog staring at a pond where there are several geese honking at her. She would like to chase and/or bite them
Pretzel wants to fight the geese
Pretzel brought a carpenter bee into the house š®āšØ
My middle kid, A, climbing on some high playground equipment
My youngest kid, E, climbing on playground equipment
Playground kids!
Eugene is recovering well, alert and joking and will go home in a few days. A big deal accident but we will be very grateful this good guy genius will recover.