This is about exciting as "horse beats the human world record"

I'm not convinced this piece of crap wouldn't fall over at the first patch of uneven ground or get blocked by the first obstacle it encounters

Imagine if we could use it to travel long distance, we wouldn't need to use the horse and cart anymore

Also how's its balance? Seems like any type of load would tip its equilibrium

Could probably trip it with a stick. How good is it at getting up from the ground?

So can a car. A human can do things to evade that this piece of crap cannot.

Looks like a twig could tip it over

Second hand embarrassment. Grown men acting like this...

Reminder: "You shall have no other gods before me"

JD Vance goes to Pope Francis -> Francis dies

Praise be Allah!
--Donald J Trump

In the words of Donald J Trump, "Praise be Allah"

The Pope is weak on nuclear weapons.
God actually wants his creation flattened to a nuclear wasteland so that Donald Trump can have more oil.

He doesn't even know what mRNA is

The first A stands for Authoritarianism

Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans?

World wasn't in color back then

☹️

Dinner and a show

Ew

No way, both are important? I wish we'd known before

And when everybody starts replying all to "please remove me from this email"

This reminds me of the stuff they do to women during delivery

I hope MAGAs enjoy their Kid Rock concerts because that's pretty much the only musician on their side

At least people are open about drag being a fetish then.

He should. Vance has already killed one pope.

How do you expect him to know, he's never been to church

Well that's unhinged

Tbh I don't think MAGAs approve of this crossdressing either

Women are not responsible for what men do.