great video! gonna start building my antimatter rocket now so I can fly backwards in time

Happy birthday!!!

I believe in you you got this

tried at the Hague for Rocking Too Hard

HI SO TIRED IM DAD

I have a small list of facts about myself that I fire out like a pez dispenser

a lady needs her lady hands

porcelain lady hand
porcelain hand feminine
porcelain lady hand only hand

I feel like they'd all be too pretty and I'd never wanna ash in them

awh that's so cute!

wait it has uses??? I thought it was just a little knick knack

it's okay here

Ooooooooo but that looks FRAGILE

If a spider was running at me on the carpet I'd just grab all the hair that fell out of my pony tail and throw it like a net

right, the one with Freddy Bottom

absolutely not. it keeps everyone in line

No it's just that

does anyone know where i could meet some women criminals

:( I'm so sorry dude

Oh no you summoned him

HOW. HOW. HOW.

really it's a wonder there's any brain left at this point

it means the doctor who did it is having a stroke

omg happy birthday!

I'll post my garbage anywhere and for this I am lavishly rewarded every day

subversive is a bit much, I thought it was fun

Happy Wednesday to all who celebrate

I wish I had his courage

Hey bestie!

I'm following you in blue sky