Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

Okay, this is crazy
#tomodachilife

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im not taking my glasses off I am peepers o'toole

im not taking my packer off I am penis o'toole

it's weird that "larp" has somehow become synonymous with "poser" among a particular type of exclusionary loser when actual larp is one of more hardcore dork activities going, really. people who larp are extremely in it for love of the game you don't exactly get into that to appear cool lol

streetpass mii plaza, my mii is greeting Literally The Real Batman

i think i just streetpassed the real batman

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

got comm'd to draw teto which was a very nice surprise!

A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe

one of the all-time greats

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Hey I’m trying to save up so I can move out. Give me a hand if you want?

#MutualAid

Let's help May

can you help Hasan's family out?

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STOP SCROLLING! 5yo Naser is choking!🚨
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This moment in the Mario Galaxy Movie was so funny- wait woah what was that??
#TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie

A calico cornish rex cat stretches out of a cat bed, one paw up in the air

Laufey appreciation!
#cats

walking into my friend discord servers like

this is being tried and i ultimately agree that an international response is needed but the lesson of the 20th century is that if the americans cannot also join the rest of the world in opposing what their government does and doesn't take a central role then nothing will shift

I keep spamming this but John Larson filed impeachment articles yesterday. Every congressperson can sign on to it right now, it’s already drafted!

www.congress.gov/119/bills/hr...

we’ve managed to raise $326/2500 im very much still in debt, recovering, & jobless, please help a trans lesbian of color to get back on her feet!

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