Missing out on 2-3 cycles of Comics Discourse is a pleasant bonus to becoming a dad for the second time.

Living life like someone’s constantly measuring your Dragon Ball power levels looks like shit not gonna lie.

sara mchenry @yellowcardigan My personal law about commas is: I will never, EVER learn the rules, and I always just put them wherever I think they're needed, like salt. My decisions are never wrong because being in trouble is a fake idea 9:58 PM • 5/17/21 From Earth ıl View analytics 2.6K Reposts 142 Quotes 11K Likes 130 Bookmarks

Irrelevant Take (leaving the metrics in because this was dying Twitter and people got so mad at me lol)

And he’s still judging us…

Stress eating my kid’s Easter candy and then telling him sometimes the bunny comes and takes some of it back.

I love responding to emails with a wall of florid text. If you want a turn-of-last-century-goosefeather-quill-pen-ass level penpal correspondence holler at your boy!

Still zeroing in on the exact amount of money it takes for someone to lose their mind, heart, and soul. For a while I had I pegged somewhere just north of one million maybe 1.21 mil or so but then I found a $20 bill in the park and that experience is really messing with my data points…

Gonna make this an old man yells at comics thread. 👴

No more new comics with “Void” in the title please, it’s getting confusing.

Think they snorted dried donkey semen. Same effect, slightly less classy tho.

Without a doubt the orange VW Beetle because I'm 6'3" and one day it hit me how much I looked like the character "Very Tall Man" (when I had hair)

Hard living Bible thumper is a genre of dude now I guess.

Waiting to check into a hotel for a work event and there is a dude here who is, I guess, proselytizing for Jesus but he’s just going on and on about now much sex he had and how much cocaine he used before he found god and I don’t think it’s having the effect he’s aiming for.

“Comics Will Break Your Heart” is peacetime talk.

Dude cramming a busted Citi bike on a crowded subway while trying to jam a broccoli pizza slice in his mouth is my favorite subgenre of New Yorker, what’s yours?

Keep the Devil in his hole.

Make a comic today!

Struggling with the comics process/industry? Try this simple trick:

Rather than a medium for self expression and discovery consider Comics a totally antagonistic force that must be fought with every breath.

Every word written is a dagger in its heart. Every line drawn a nail in its coffin.

Crucially, the concept of “It might happen today” is Vorschadenfreude on a national, even global scale. One could argue it is the sole concept making organized human life possible at this time.

Sharing with you my newest vice, the concept of “Vorschadenfreude”: the enjoyment of someone else’s misfortune, before it has even occurred. I truly believe this to be the dominant psychological phenomenon of our times.

Making comics is too hip. We need to bring it back to being a thing you tell absolutely no one about except your one true love and it breaks her heart because now her father will never let you two be wed & you shoot him down in a dark alley on a stormy night and stow away to Van Diemen's land.

Last night before bed kid was stacking boxes, connected with string, camouflaged with blankets. I asked what he was building and without pausing his work he says, matter of factly “Leprechaun trap.” Couldn’t be a prouder dad 🥲

Digital color art of two roman men. On the left, Titus Pullo, dressed in peasant garb, stands tall and muppet-like, dumb and jovial. On the right, we have Lucius Vorenus, shorter and in warrior's armor, sporting the expression of the grumpiest man who ever lived.

oh shit ides of march, time to post old fanart of Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo from HBO's Rome

About damn time!

Did the movie win the thing?

Would love to take a weeklong vacation just to catch up on fifteen years of Kiyoshi Kurosawa movies.

Love that the manufacturer at the time decided to make Super Shredder a short king. 🤌

Basement cleanup uncovered these priceless treasures I can now bequeath upon my 5 year old like holy relics.

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HOW YOU FORGOT BLADE?!

Comics pros. You only get to keep two. Which one goes?

1-Stealth sub-shitposting the Big Two

2-Posting about writing/drawing instead of actually writing/drawing

3-Author Photo with pens in between fingers like wolverine claws. (Expert mode: exaggerated arching one eyebrow like the the Rock.)