I can’t fucking believe judge homered and I don’t have access to my Twitter

Well folks, my Twitter was hacked. That means:

A) I’m here again
B) someone thought it was worth hijacking an account whose only contribution to the world is the most unfortunate viral moment ever and an Aaron Judge HR tracker

It was on TV as they were going into break up 6

Hearing "U-C-O-N-N" loud and clear at Allen Fieldhouse is a life-altering experience

I can’t recommend @taranarmstrong.bsky.social’s book enough. It’s fascinating to watch him track competitive reality tv through his eyes at the same time I was first picking it up myself. #BigBrother has always been a fascinating mirror of society and this provides insight even I hadn’t considered.

Skipper Skip

Lisa Donahue says on IG that she’s on board for an all-winners season and I need her to prove me right that she’s underrated #bbsky #bigbrother

Keanu tells me he would have voted for Morgan over Ashley. Vinny would have gotten his vote if he won the final HOH and cut Morgan. #bb27

This is not a show about winning competitions, as we just saw #bb27

The season had the right winner. #bb27

Oh wow this really was the Summer of Stein #bb27

I know Will isn't winning AFP but can we give him like $10k for funsies? #BB27

Uncle Will

I'm very happy for Ashley's parents, Taran and Rachel Reilly #bb27

JULIE LET HER COOK #BB27

Ashley is crushing this. Only way she loses if she passes out before taking a breath. #bb27

Living room standing O for Morgan on an outstanding game #bb27

I will not read into the roundtable edit I will not read into the roundtable edit I will not read into the roundtable edit I will not read into the roundtable edit I will not read into the roundtable edit #bb27

LET'S GO ASHLEY #bb27

Having Ashley calmly explaining this while Vince melts down is hilarious #bb27

How is this crash-out even better than I expected #bb27

The way Frankie said "erected" #bb27

There's no reason why we should have to go through all 3 parts of the final HoH in one finale #bb27

That's really why I think Ashley can get it done. But also...it's so hard to predict what this jury will do

I've got a feeling Ashley gets it done tonight. #bb27

That's pretty much exactly what I have but I'm starting to think Ashley has a shot at taking that 5-4 vote #bb27

ASHLEY WON PART 2 THIS IS NOT A DRILL #BB27

oh my god did vince lose? #bb27

Morgan is nailing these goodbye messages #bb27

Do your civic duty and vote for Rachel for AFP #bb27