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Posts by Nick James

Should potholing be banned?

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

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traveling whaleburys

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No. YOU fuck right off.

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It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

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Just used the last of the antiperspirant spray. Roll on tomorrow.

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Nigel Farage Has Personally Accepted £675,000 from Foreign Sources Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has accepted more than half a million pounds from foreign companies, governments, and donors while serving as an MP, DeSmog can reveal. Since July 2024, when he was elect...

“Farage rarely turns up to do his actual job. Yet he finds time to jet off around the world on his donor’s private plane and trouser half a million quid while families struggle. Reform are not on your side. They’re just in it for themselves”

It’s so obvious, it hurts.
www.desmog.com/2026/04/18/n...

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Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

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LOL.

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There's nothing more ridiculous than when all the MPs get an attack of the vapours and the smelling salts have to be handed round to the poor dainty blighters when one of them is accurately described as a liar. PS I do not endorse Lee Anderson, who is a cunt and should have been drowned at birth.

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🎵Robert! Robert the bear! Everyone knows his name.🎵

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ZZ TOP two big beards and a man called Beard

ZZ TOP two big beards and a man called Beard

Fun fact about ZZ Top. Frank Beard (right) is the only one called Frank.

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Brass snail

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

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Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage.
A woman answers the door.
We have come for the child, says the hooded figure
So soon? she asks
It is time, says the hooded figure.
The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card!
What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure
We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! 
For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness
Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman,
the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them.
Do not cry mother. 
I am a writer now.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

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Mary and Lofty out off of EastEnders.

Mary and Lofty out off of EastEnders.

Siouxsie Sioux and Peter “Budgie” Clarke of Siouxsie and the Banshees and spin-off act The Creatures (London, 1987)

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“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political,

I must listen to the birds.

And in order to hear the birds,

the warplanes must be silent”

- Marwan Makhoul

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Then they came for the camouflage experts.

And they’re still looking.

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Who thinks Trump was disqualified to run for president of the United States of America the first time?

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Israeli understanding of a ceasefire is quite literally that everyone else ceases and they fire.

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I would definitely vote for that.

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Apparently not. Blummin brain 🙄

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I think I was beyond tired, after a busy day at work 🤷‍♂️

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a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and a person standing behind it . ALT: a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and a person standing behind it .

Morning all. Emerging from a dreadful night’s sleep.

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For those keeping track at home. The Iranians have now blockaded the Strait of Hormuz in response to the US blockading it because the Iranians had blockaded it, in response to the US attacking Iran to ensure that the Strait which was fully open at the time wasn't blockaded.

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Disrupt the World Snooker Championships by putting a pound coin on the side of the table.

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A list of Starmer's 10 pledges, made during his Labour leadership campaign. Every pledge has 'broken pledge' written across it.

A list of Starmer's 10 pledges, made during his Labour leadership campaign. Every pledge has 'broken pledge' written across it.

Forgive us if we don't trust Keir Starmer.

Do you?

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🤗🤗🤗🐶😋💙

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A Common Raven perched on a rock, displaying its glossy black plumage with iridescent sheen, thick curved beak, shaggy throat feathers, and large dark claws against a soft blurred brown and pink background.

A Common Raven perched on a rock, displaying its glossy black plumage with iridescent sheen, thick curved beak, shaggy throat feathers, and large dark claws against a soft blurred brown and pink background.

Crows remember human faces. For years. If you wrong one, it will tell other crows about you — and they'll harass you too. Even crows that never met you!

This is not just a bird. This is one of the most intelligent animals on the planet.

#birds #crows #animas #nature

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