need sturdy wife who wants to drink 100 beers in my back yard with me on a summers eve

french polynesia 🙂

small giant clam with blue lips and black spots

saw heaps of these small giant clams with green, blue or purple lips

dougal and daisy dogs lying on carpets dougal dog is wearing a blue cable knit jumper and daisy dog is wearing a green jumper

pupdate from the pupsitter

me holding a coconut with a straw in the top

a lady taking a cleaver to the top of my coconut. i asked permission for the photo.

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silhouetted kids paddling by at sunset plage de ta’ahiamanu mo’orea there are sail boats in background

kids paddling by at sunset plage de ta’ahiamanu mo’orea

thats right general. a sort of "superb man" has been living amongst us undetected, performing feats and actions.

hull breach confirmed playboy

sometime i identify w tiny barking dogs like yeah bro fuck them ppl hell yeah fuck everything

i open my bento box. you look inside my bento box. inside my bento box are three compartments of jello, all different colors

there should be a hot lady with good aim that machetes the top off of a coconut for me rn

theoretically 3660 but in my heart just the one

i am one (1) inch taller than every man on this site

big fucking boat ‘discovery princess’ in harbour, mo’orea

seen the pwincess boat

i’m seeing lots of aquarium-ass fish in the water here

there are creatures i don’t want to know about under water

i have eaten so much pamplemousse

beautiful

shorty who u pull out a claw machine

[Gupp post] Hey gurl take a slice of my cheddr it gon make u weak in the cheese

snakeroot post mozart could never write skibidi toilet damn whatever hacked

first step find a short tree 🙂

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i’m going up 🫡

they talkin bout some squid game but my cephalopods not playin

me holding a flat banana with tropical paradise backdrop

look at this flat banana 😳

my google map location just entering the break between the reefs at mo’orea

it’s been a while but i think that mo’orea might be pregnant now?

google map showing my location between tahiti and mo’orea

current situation (adrift)

illustration of a ship captioned *FIG. 13.* A fruit carrier

a fruit carrier

you have the stench of epic fail about you