Tomodachi Life better than this real shit. My Mii is best friends with Nosferatu.

Is Ernest from the Ernest movies in the Epstein Files because I need to know if recommending Ernest Goes To Africa is ethically or unethically a bad idea

She's who I'd imagine my daughter would be if I was the protagonist of Pragmata

Anyway, here's that same woman from earlier.

Scott was running for reelection

the ruler has arrived

I love pushing buttons to see what happens but man it's like I'm doing a minstrel show for tech people who should by all means sucking cock for grocery money than vibe coding a failed government surveilance apparatus

I said faggot this morning and there's nary a consequence to that but posting a trans woman is too sexual to be seen hmmmmmmmm I think maybe there's some inequality going on guys please let me know if you are not CIS and white and hetero you guys may be targeted for what you post. Just a theory.

That or you guys are bunch of fucking losers addicted to failure and not making money

As a CIShet myself i can see the moderation of other CIShets plain as day. I have bad news for bsky mods: this is the gayest site on the earth. Jack Dorsey saw how gay this place was and was like "oh man I made this shit gayer than the last one" and then left

When you pull up my bsky profile I want to see every caution tag a person can have to let everyone know that I am really fucking cool and not bored without access to videogames at my job

I'm not even kidding about any of this

Not too often you get autistic hypervigiliant shitposting from a real person naturally. This bitch doesn't know it but she has the Mysterious Stranger perk from me

There is an 18 year old tgirl on IG who talks like how I post and I now have a maternal instinct to protect a total stranger

Not a bad thing. Not interesting enough for me to care abt other than the process of seeing Valve contribute to the software side of the biz

It plays like a retirement home for Warcraft 3 / TF2 players

You can tell me Deadlock is a good game. You can certainly say that combination of words.

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer (out in theaters August 28) www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

Oh my goodness. Gosh. Gee. Gee wiz. Bad. Bad language. Here's art of me having sex with Kim by the way.

I played Disco Elysium and everyyyyyyyyyyyy single thing discussed was problematic. Oh my gosh. You can give a man a jacket that says PissFaggot on it. Oh my goodness.

The United States is actively an open military backed drug and human trafficking state -- two cholestrol filled heartbeats away from kicking it -- and it still feels less embarassing than being in the UK

[extremely SpongeBob narrator voice] two months later

Garrett has the phoenetic punch of a tooth breaking. Your parents should have named you like Master P or Bloodbourne

If your parents named you Garrett, I have a nonprofit where I will come your house and euthanize you for being under such excruciating life conditions being named Garrett.

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Studio Ghibli filter is exclusively for Disney adults who used to get bullied for watching anime before it was mainstream.

Clearsky is finding which AI using homosexual is one sided beefing with me

Bluesky is for queers who dont know who Chris Dorner is

Tumblr is for queers that do.

@CIA hmu if you want my dossier on the matter *holding a binder full of furry porn*

There's some fucking fat tits in here dude. I got a bara section of the blue one from Dragontales piping down mcdonalds Grimace

By the way, CALLOUT POST: YOU.

YOU JUST SAID TERRIBLE SLURS IN YOUR HEAD. I SAW THEM. I CAPTURED THE ELECTRON RESPONSES IN YOUR BRAIN. WOW. I WASNT EVEN THINKING OF THAT ONE. WOW. SOME COMMUNITY ENRICHMENT FOCUSED GUY YOU ARE, SHIT TITS.

If I say ****** does your mind think that I'm saying the worst six letter word in your head YOU can think of

Is me saying ****** insinuating that its the worst words I could possibly say and you think I'm afraid to say them so I say ****** as a cop out on bigotry - because I need that from you soon