Bluesky I can't explain to you the depth of the sadness that I feel right now

they cancelled my first appointment and i’ve taken far too much valium

hey legit. where should i move?
heard a lot of michigan, pennsylvania, & new york. someone talk to me until i can tweet this in 2 days.

i’m going to od

they canceled on me

just scheduled a psychiatry appointment!! maybe i will stop self-medicating!!!

HORSE TATTOO BY MARIETTA

i’m just gonna fucking do my
bullshit here then hmmmmmm

oh i have THIS app!!!! ya im suspended on twitter for 6 more days

i can mind yours.. you can mind mine..

let’s mind our business together

the plaque on my teeth is basically a second meal

updated my shiyt

lately it’s been getting late but i’m not tired

unfortunately

The perfect summary

ugh right

wait why are we back here

Full Blown Meltdown

if i post “full blown meltdown”, yall will understand the assignment right?

rip plato. you would have loved play-doh

allison works at the world’s largest arby’s

im trying a new dish for dinner called “one million french fries”
and its basically i pour a whole bag of french fries into the air fryer and eat them

it’s only been out a few months and it’s one of my all time favorites

i’m your biggest fan

okay literally

do you think allison knows im her biggest fan

I did!!!

folks is the best word to address a group of people and I don't think you can change my mind

people don’t want me at the party cause im using words like “mirth” and “jollity”. they fear a he/they that needs no thesaurus