Maybe it's just me but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be the ones to decide if Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be prosecuted.

Michelle Wolf nailed it six years ago:

You’ll never hear a Christian flavored person object to something on the grounds that it violates separation of church and state.

This makes my brain feel like when I try to understand Christianity.

God the Son (Jesus) is GOD in a human flesh suit, who then dies on a cross, to sacrifice himself to himself b/c we were naughty(?), and triggers Jesus reborn as GOD, again. And He is coming back when he finds his other sandal.

I love this idea and let’s add that tacky gold shit that will have to be peeled off the White House walls. We can probably find a rubble stylist willing to donate their expertise for the exposure.

We can always celebrate her insecurities about her thin top lip. One good hair day doesn’t make up for that.

Tabitha King hits back at media for reducing identity down to “Stephen King’s wife” Who is Tabitha King? What books has Tabitha King published? When did Stephen King and tabitha King get married? Is it sexist to refer to someone by their husband's name?

I thought Tabitha King had schooled everyone on this sexist bullshit years ago.

www.stylist.co.uk/books/tabith...

@fatsam.bsky.social THIS is how it’s done.

I can’t forgive my dad for defending Rush Limbaugh.

8 children killed in Louisiana mass shooting The alleged gunman, who is related to some of the children, was killed after a vehicle chase, according to police.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Is Kash so loyal as to allow this out into the wild to distract from the Trumpstein files?

Donald Trump dressed as Dr. Jesus playing Operation

I cleaned it up a little if anyone wants to steal it… like I did.

Not CSN for sure.

Much as you may despise him, do NOT limit your enmity only to Trump

Republicans control the House, Senate and Supreme Court. They've used each branch of government to enrich themselves, unnecessarily harm people and consolidate their power

They've done NOTHING for the American people

Eff them ALL

I don’t like the procrastination. This might be RFK’s version of “two weeks.” If it is worth studying, then it is worth studying while on vacation.

WARREN: I want to understand how slashing healthcare for families so Meta gets a $3b tax cut is a 'really good outcome for the American public'

IRS CEO BISIGNANO: I don't see the two as correlated

W: Those tax cuts were paid for by pushing people off their healthcare. Did you not follow that?

Whoever ordered the word salad, your order is ready.

Americans paid a collective $23 billion more to file their 2025 taxes after Donald Trump shut down the free tax filing program Direct File last year.

The kids these days will hardly believe it, but a mere two years ago, the mental & physical (lack of) acuity of Elderly Presidents was the Great Issue of Our Time. Someone should tell Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson, so they can write a book on it.

Congressional Democrats say Trump tariffs will cost US households more than $2,500 this year The Trump administration is scrambling to replace the revenue the federal government lost when the Supreme Court struck down his biggest and boldest tariffs last month.

Congressional Democrats say Trump’s tariffs will cost U.S. households more than $2,500 this year — SIX TIMES MORE than their average expected tax refund increase.

I feel like the people running this simulation aren't even trying any more.

Hacks is a drama about comedy.
Hacks made me cry once!

Landman. 🖤 Billy Bob Thornton doing what he does best.
I’m curious how much of the take given on the oil industry is/was accurate.

I freaking love that show. It’s best of people under the hardest of circumstances. Such great characters. Such accurate social/science history.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

Is Trump resurrecting Jeffrey Epstein?

That, and I’m hoping Robert Plant is helping with the music for the new Lord of the Rings project with Colbert. #hope