Sign o' the Times
Raspberry Beret
Kiss
Delirious
Let's Go Crazy

I forgot to circle back to this because the Twins inevitably blew this gift they were handed, but it's still pretty hilarious how one-sided the umpiring was, and by one of the Twins' historic enemies no less

NUGGETS coaches should be cleaning clogged toilets for the rest of the year vs. TIMBERWOLVES YouTube video by Awful Coaching

Impressed this video went up at 3 a.m. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QXu...

DOH ED MALLOY! YouTube video by I Surrender

The NBA officiating rabbit hole inevitably led me back here youtu.be/IFdPLowSNFY?...

Why what happened

A-Rod looked jacked up as all hell after the game

The video

Jaden McDaniels, deadpan delivery, on what worked for the Timberwolves offensively.

Jaden: “Go at Jokic, Jamal, all the bad defenders. Tim Hardaway, Cam Johnson, Aaron Gordon, their whole team.”

Q: They’re all bad defenders?

Jaden: “Yeah, they’re all bad defenders.”

Q: "You had 30, seems like you didn't love your box score tonight"

Ant: "Yeah, that shit's ass"

Nikola Jokic, in Game 2.

w/ Rudy Gobert on the floor: 1-for-8, 4 points
w/ Rudy Gobert off the floor: 7-for-12, 20 points

Wolves Nuggets have the uncanny ability to transfer cte between each other every 5 minutes

Donte was +20, Certified Stuff Doer

I thought Randle was really good on both ends

DONTE!
Wolves win

Jokic is such a bitch

Nuggets in Game 7 form

Denver didn’t need a 3 there but also didn’t need a contested long 2

I love this dumb team so much

Like, I hate hate hate hate that long two by Murray. What good does that do you!?

Which means obviously no Rudy, maybe no Randle even

Need to a) not turn it over and b) get the ball in the hands of someone who actually is going to make two free throws

thinking back to the end of the first half, when Ant's walk led to Murray's halfcourt three

Terrible possession

DD ...

I said that the next team to make a three would win the game. Alas, I never thought it would be from Aaron Gordon

RUDY DID SOMETHING ON OFFENSE!

wow

DO NOT PASS IT TO RUDY EVER

this would be a much more encouraging fact if they weren't so fucking brutal at the line

I shouldn't have said anything