Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

Pie Hell No Mercy

they're putting you through the dishwasher over on Cast Iron Twitter

one of my favourite ever implied gags in the Simpsons is when Homer is trying to turn off the boring space launch that's going to study the effects of weightlessness on tiny screws and the batteries fall out of the remote and it's like haha yeah if only you had better screws in the remote rignt

so funny how NASA spent like a billion dollars trying to train Sean Penn to go to space and the Soviets just used Sean Pencil

Oh my god

The Pepe Silvia Guide to ChatGPT Psychosis I’ve been meaning to publish this essay for months, but every time I’ve tried to wrap it up, there’s been a new article about another person who succumbed to AI psychosis, or ChatGPT psychosis in part...

good morning, I wrote about AI psychosis, and why I literally/figuratively think LLMs are demonic open.substack.com/pub/lytagold...

A black and white cat with his head stuck in a McDonalds chip container

Mr Chippy!

if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal

I just want him to have an easier time than we did!

[rob santana voice] man it's hot today

Oh this is such a relief, I'm so glad to hear it ❤️❤️❤️

My mums cats still need homes, they also need a foster on the central coast in the meantime. If anyone can help at all, even just asking around, please do 🙏

This is the last thing I can do for her, and it would mean everything if I can just make sure they’re okay 🙏

Fairlight CMI

Here you go, my love 🥰

Absolutely cackling at this interaction, good work @dougexeter.bsky.social

[Gen X guy who doesn't want to hang out with his friends]: hose before bros

Dave Hughes just rang me to say that he'd opened a bag of Charlie Kirks Alive and you are not gonna believe what he told me next

One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested. Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away. House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.” Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests? Read more House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

Still seems to be a little confusion over how to report on nazis, yet it is simpler than almost any other reporting:
1. DON'T publish particular words or images they want you to publish
2. DO publish words or images they don't want you to publish

I was all excited to show the civil war ghost who haunts my house cool shit on youtube like metallica and dragon force, but all he wants to hear is turkey in the straw. this fucking guy loves turkey in the straw

Snoop Dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies now' because of an oncoming locomotive being depicted in 'L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat'

"We're watching it ... My grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, look out for the train! Ahh! Oh no!' ... I didn't come here for this shit."

hell yeah luanne