This time of year you gotta go in the tunnels to find them.

"We'll do it half-live!!!"

These days the term "majestic" gets over-used, but...

I really wonder what the reach of this kinda thing is though. Maybe a small segment of Jill Stein types will see it but the vast majority of apathetic non-voters don't consume any of this stuff.

You look at glazes and plot.

Where do you think garbage juice comes from, kid? Garbage fairies?

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Me-me! I'm a Tan Guy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8fp...

Do you do the thing where you arch over the back of a chair or couch? works for me sometimes.

Colorism is such a weird thing. I looked up candid photos of the guy and he looks normal but every official photo is shopped so hard he looks like the undead.

I've seen both of them. They should pretend to be something else!

Far-right troll account followed by JD Vance on X unmasked “HowlingMutant,” who jokes about rape and the Holocaust, is Alexander Norden of New York City

NEW: We’ve identified the man who runs the far-right troll account on X “HowlingMutant,” whose jokes about rape and the Holocaust have earned him nearly 200,000 followers, which include Vice President JD Vance. His name is Alexander Norden, from Rockaway Park in New York City.

I was reminded recently that Adam Carolla refers to himself as "Ace" and likes when his fans call him that. If the two of you were utterly lacking in self-awareness or class or humility, what cool-guy nickname would you call yourself? #TestShow446

Hey guys! What's the best advice another comic gave you and did you follow it right away or did it take a while for you to understand or accept it? #TestShow446

What a crybaby. Dry your tears with your blood money, Dave.

Careful when he talks about public policy, like when he carefully made up those racist lies about Haitian immigrants.

Oligarchs used to scheme in private, not just get up at a public conference and announce plans to make everyone jobless.

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@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social Remember when I asked if having ONE kidney removed had affected you? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_W...

I have not checked but I'm going to assume the people whitewashing Vance are still hanging around from when they did the same for Jared & Ivanka.

8% of your week in a moving car!

Been wondering all day if Sam Altman isn't pulling a false flag here. Not like all those guys aren't surrounded by ex-military people who might enjoy such shenanigans.

Some people are commuting 2 hours each way 5 days a week.

Have you seen Get Krack!n or The Katering Show?

Baby!

He's tricking the guy into sailing away from the good patch of weather behind him.
"Hey! Look over there!"

Spider venom peppers.

<points towards Keir Starmer>

Rookie numbers.

@bakoon.bsky.social In Croatia, they bake a loaf of bread with a ham in it for Easter.

How long does it take a baby to get certified as an accountant?