Oh, The White House joined?

Cool.

Saw her stupid face early this morning at Newark. Truly living in an dystopian hell.

I'm so proud to have voted for @booker.senate.gov.

Hour 8.

Go Cory go.

📙📘📙📘

LFGM

Juan Soto is good at baseball.

#LGM

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BASEBALL

The administration discussed war plans on the same platform I negotiate fantasy baseball trades.

Cool.

#LGM

I'm trying to enjoy each episode of #Severance equally.

But having to wait a week after each episode after having to wait so long for season two is killing me.

PETE GLAD TO KEEP YOU IN QUEENS, BABY!

#LGM

@mcuban.bsky.social Going to need you to save America.

Figure it out please.

Hear me out, I super don't want Elon to have access to my information.

The f*ck is going on here.

So, about Canha potentially coming back to the Mets.

Yes please.

Before the inauguration, Carrie Underwood had 11.3m monthly listeners on Spotify.

Now, it's 10.6m.

It's a beautiful thing, really.

Let's keep it going.

CHUCK. DO SOMETHING.

HEY ADAM IT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL IF YOU TRIED TO DO SOMETHING

Ya know...I would get promoted right as the world seems like it is going to end.

2025, you stupid beeyotch.

This is the worst timeline.

Why is "Available" even a status on Teams?

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

As our collective memory seemingly fades I implore you to take time today and refresh yourself on the horrors that were the Holocaust.

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Coworker: "You're just always so positive and such a breath of fresh air."

Me: "I'll pass your compliments to the chef."

Coworker: "Who?"

Me, as I'm walking away: "My psychiatrist."

If you put your dinky little backpack in the above compartment on planes you're going straight to hell.

Don’t forget to unplug when you need to. Turn off the TV, throw the phone into the sea, and just exist as the human being on a flying rock in space that you are (that we ALL are).

For some reason my entire feed has been nothing but advertisements and horrible surgery and gross pimple and deformed body parts videos. Let me be incredibly clear. I don't engage with any type of that content. My algorithm should be baseball, Broadway, and the shows I watch.

My out of office message specifically says I'm taking the day to reflect on the life and legacy of MLK. Need to make sure that all of the partners I support know how I'm spending my day off.

Not with that attitude and your charitable behaviors you're not.

Tanner Scott to the Dodgers?

This is so dumb.

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Wings, flats, pockets that jingle from all that stolen money.