We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

Hello there. It's time for another Casey Kasem American Top 40 flashback #AT40. This week, we travel back to April 17, 1971. Who will be #1?

Listen to Casey on SiriusXM 70s, and follow this 🧵 to find out.

Turn MAGA Turn,And Then,Burn,
MAGA, Burn.......🔥

#AT40 crew: this weekend’s countdown is 4/17/1971. Enjoy and I’ll look for your posts! #UncleQ

#AT40 crew: Wheel of Casey is 10/9/1976. Enjoy and I’ll look for your posts! #UncleQ

If MAGA thinks the Pope is liberal, wait until they find out about our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ. Welcome the stranger? Turn the other cheek? Feed the poor? Heal the sick, FOR FREE?

If He showed up today the MAGA loudmouths and blowhards would call Him a “libtard” and a “socialist.”

It's Saturday again. That means it's time for another Casey Kasem American Top 40 flashback #AT40. This week, we travel back to April 7, 1979. Who will be #1?

Listen on SiriusXM 70s on 7, and follow this 🧵 to find out.

#AT40 crew: this weekend is 4/7/1979 — my favorite year in the 70s! Bumper Morgan sits in for Casey. Enjoy and I’ll look for your posts! #UncleQ

First rule of fascism: own the means of communication.

I’m Team Pope Leo.

And you don’t have to be a practicing Catholic to think — what the hell is wrong with the Pentagon’s mouthpiece?

This is repugnant.

Did you notice how the people who claim to be “pro life” and who told us “all lives matter” didn’t say shit when Trump threatened the genocide of 91 million people? It’s almost as if isn’t about life & just a pretext for controlling women through their reproductive systems & perpetuating racism

When video of Trump raping children comes out, I can’t WAIT to see how the MAGA blowhard & loudmouths twist themselves into pretzels & do backflips to defend the indefensible. They’ve gone all the way out on a limb for an obvious conman, and he’s about to make fools of them all. WE TOLD YOU SO.

Hours after Melania held a presser & claims she had nothing to do w/ Epstein — a claim we KNOW is bullshit — but she does not defend Trump & says certain powerful men took part in Epstein’s sex crimes, Trump posts a video of a woman being graphically murdered. Trump is THREATENING TO MURDER HER.

So many voters are regretting it.

#AT40 crew: Wheel of Casey is 1/22/1972. Enjoy and I’ll look for your posts! #UncleQ

Excellent! I’m so glad to know your Dad is a Mustang, too!

That clock tower on Fondren Science is AWESOME, and I can still remember hearing the carillon at 5pm.

Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery! We need you back in good form for the Wheel of Casey on Thursday, so take it easy

Imagine what Fox News and Trump would say if Obama tweeted “praise be to Allah.” They would all LOSE THEIR SHIT in wall-to-wall, shrill, hysterical outrage. Trump says it — in a tweet that demonstrates BTW that he has COMPLETELY lost his whole fucking mind — and crickets.

It’s time to GET REAL.

Moon with a face from A Trip to the Moon, a 1902 French science-fiction film written by Georges Méliès.

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the Moon.

Tim Dillon: “Pam Bondi, make no mistake, is one of the most heroic figures in our country to pedophiles. She really will be remembered as someone who did everything she could to protect and insulate them from any type of consequences for their actions” @marcofoster.bsky.social

Gather round. We're going back to April 2, 1977 for another Casey Kasem American Top 40 flashback #AT40. Who will be #1?

Listen to Casey on SiriusXM 70s on 7, and follow this 🧵 to find out.

Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏

I mean, you don't really need a translator

#AT40 crew: this weekend’s countdown is 4/2/1977. Enjoy and I’ll look for your posts! #UncleQ

#AT40 crew: Wheel of Casey tonight is 9/19/1970. Enjoy and I’ll look for your posts! #UncleQ

oil prices are about to make polyester a noble fiber

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