I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed

Changed lives

You may squeeze 🙂‍↕️

I'm procrastinating

Super behind on my PhD presentation but I did squat 70kg today so I'm trying to focus on the positives

POV: You're the Easter egg no one found and we forgot about yesterday

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It's been long enough

I love getting little side quests throughout the day 😋

Injured my bicep so looks like it's leg days for the foreseeable future

The Marvel and Adventure Time editions of the game are top tier

Oh good, I read the book and it's one of my most anticipated films this year

idle Pokémon battle animations be like

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

I've had some wine 🍷

Going to a gig in Copenhagen is tough cause every bitch here is too tall

Husband approved ass pic

Lady Gaga at the halftime show:

Priests: I call upon the Light to heal my allies!

Evokers: I can rewind time itself to heal my allies!

Shamans:

Queer art:

Wish I could tell her how much she changed my life

i feel sick in the head

A cartoon of the three wise men. One says “I’m the Samantha of the group!” Another says “It’s giving star!” The last one says “Cum!!!!”

Today is their day

The Holdovers

Carol

It's almost THEIR time

How many merry murderesses are there in the Cook County Jail for the cell block tango?