The Minnesota Timberwolves won their game last night!

Sounds about right

The AstroTurf cancer cluster(s)

The one that is actually true is that Costner filmed a full frontal nude scene for FOR LOVE OF THE GAME but it was cut because test audiences wouldn't stop laughing.

Today is Monday September 4th, 2006

I've... I've done it?! Timeline reset is activated. Gonna go put laxatives in Barry Zito's coffee

As a person who actually tries to avoid falling into conspiracy theory mindset (making prompts like this difficult for me to answer), this one is genuinely strange.

Survivor - The Moment Of Truth (The Karate Kid OST) HQ YouTube video by Afternoon In Utopia

The Minnesota Wild and the Minnesota Timberwolves are back in action tonight! youtu.be/9b_aQBf4D2I?...

Wolves are relegated :(

HAHAHAHA OF COURSE Wolves are going to get relegated by VAR

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Leave it to Keith to post a subtweet with the caveat "you don't have to answer this" and he inadvertently sparks a Kander & Ebb discourse 🤣

There's an entire song about how these six women all killed their husbands! Talk about a tune that meets the zeitgeist!

My daughter playing the CHICAGO cast album for me like

Leave it to Mamdani (complimentary) to reach into his bag of tricks and be like "this was one of the most implausible and yet ultimately successful domestic initiatives of the last 100 years, let's enact this to make our constituents' lives better" - can you imagine such a thing!

Get in losers, we're running back the Alberta Rat Control Program

How your email finds me

Vibes are immaculate with the Buffalo Sabres

Corey Perry, and Aaron Rodgers:

An inveterate piece of shit who is also a great player, he won exactly one title in a season they undeniably deserved it, destined for a lifetime of absolutely humiliating playoff losses until retirement.

Doing the Leonardo DiCaprio point when a disconsolate Corey Perry appears onscreen

Every single Stereogum post now is like "WATCH: Timmy and the Turnips cover Spacehog in Charlotte"

Teenage wasteland!!

Wolves fan here, everyone in this thread is correct 😆

*fart noise*

Peterborough and Burton Albion share the points!

Can't wait to hear the collective groan as everyone wakes up to realize it snowed overnight.

Four guys celebrating

Watching House when the diagnosis is not lupus

Wolves are 10 minutes away from being relegated

MICKLEOVER! Up the Sports!

Exeter EQUALISED at the death and CARDIFF CITY are going up!!!