ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

Shen Yun: America before gamergate

i just want to buy a new wizard orb to host the pocket dimension full of grimoires i stole from the forbidden library but the council of dragons used their vast treasure hordes to buy all the orbs in the realm because they think the orbs will somehow create a golem that can steal from even the gods

that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on

also works if you're an Arsenal fan

"defund the police" was so obviously correct. I really don't care if it doesn't poll well. it's like telling me that I should stop saying I like vaccines if they stopped polling well.

Woody from the "hollup...let him cook" with "cook" replaced by "be clear"

me when Obama pops out telling people to get in the streets and universities to stop caving

"surely if we concede on the thin edge of the wedge, they will simply stop pushing the wedge in and we can all move on to different, imo more important issues" - the dumbest asshole on the planet

if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know

Nice try. That's how you get put in the robot

This is the single best Star Wars produced since A New Hope, it's good they made it

Idk who made this but it’s funny as hell.

I cannot stress enough that the American people protested, donated, subscribed, and voted in record numbers in 2018 and 2020 and then those institutions that they propped up in opposition to Trump sought to accommodate him instead. And here we are.

Obama 08 - Democrats won in a massive wave election and then did fuck-all with their supermajorities. And that’s how we got Trump.

I Don’t Trust the Supreme Court With the 2024 Election During his presidency, the high court’s conservatives proved to be resistant to the idea that Donald Trump was their legal client. This year, that all changed.

any serious engagement with trump v. united states and the process that led to it has to conclude that john roberts is, in substance, intelligence and basic integrity and fidelity to the constitution, the worst chief justice since roger taney and one of the worst justices to ever sit on the court

Coffee is great I love turning a day from pure lethargy to acute panic

Goatee dude sitting behind Trump watching him talk about a long-dead pro golfer's massive dong near but not quite at the tail end of a 177-word sentence that started out being about manufacturing jobs: "I can't wait for this guy to make my life better by having the cops shoot my neighbors."

it's very weird grocery stores have a pickles section and then separately an unmarked section with the good pickles for the pickle insiders

It's always amazing to hear the rhetoric about Lina Khans's "radical anti-business" FTC, and then look at the actual policies and they are like "companies shouldn't be able to drain you like a leech for the rest of your life because you joined a gym once."

1 VOICE OFFSCREEN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 2 MATTIE: SHH! I HAVE TO BECOME EXACTLY THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF CYNICAL ABOUT RECENT NEWS EVENTS. 3 MATTIE: I HAVE DONNED MY PSYCHIC ARMOR. I AM ENTERING MIND WARRIOR MODE. 4 MATTIE: GREAT. I AM NOW READY TO SIT HERE ALL DAY.

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Launching a boutique service where someone comes to your house and bops you on the head with a frying pan and you don’t wake up until January 20, 2025

For as long as I can remember, anti-choice Republicans have been saying something like "we protect the unborn but we're also going to support mothers to make sure they can raise their children," and then once elected they immediately propose eliminating food stamps from the federal budget

I’m mad as hell and am gonna have to take it for an indeterminate amount of time

We can't replace Bernie's pinnochios, but we can recreate his pinnochios in the aggregate.

the chain world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. now is the time of pop-ups.

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Missouri secretary of state decertifies abortion amendment for November ballot Missouri Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft is trying to get the abortion amendment off of the November ballot.

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