went to the ER today cuz glaze get into my right eye from a kerplunk type incident and all I got was this funny photo about it

Wait they appealed it nvm

went and got a burger with an associate of mine so we could conduct business (queen out)

spring continued

spring 🐥🩷‼️

got a parking ticket :( please send $40 to @radcouch on Venmo

TULIPS!!!!! THEY’RE BACK!!!!!

nephew just saw David Ortiz say “this is our fucking city” for the first time omfg these are foundational and sacred texts

my nephew is so cool he was like “can we watch the David Ortiz collection on NESN?” like yeah absolutely buddy we totally can!! lil Red Sox Nation historian!!

thank god for my homies screwing screws into the walls and hanging shit up while I cried lol

Garfield’s Nightmare

yay 🩷

One of my paintings fell off the wall during crit 🤪 crashing out and getting Dunkin about it

Actually this is the best game of baseball I’ve ever watched lol Weimer does not care

Watching the pirates x nationals game cuz no Red Sox and the pirates are fucking cooking (it’s 12-1). Also their celly is hoisting an orange traffic cone in the dugout?? Insane behavior I love it lmfao

they need to ban glp-1 commercials because jfc there are so damn many???? this is insane

shot and chaser

you can make a singular pancake after dinner as a treat

she confirmed that I’m never gonna get married and I’m so relieved lmfao

showed my beloved art history professor my astrological birth chart and she read it (her mom was a radio psychic) and she told me that she’s never seen a chart like mine before lmfaoooo she was so gagged

Had another insane dream before waking up today that I pulled a clay triangle out of my ears and put it on my thesis vessel

Just got woken up by a weird dream where Cardi B moved into my neighborhood, I ran home and saw a singular glow bug, and the jolly green giant was going door to door to tell people he’s Seaweed now. I better not be getting sick lol

It’s the same thing in my mind

it’s crazy that we experienced every season in one day today??? Snow to rain to hail to beautiful and glorious sun to cold wind in the sun to cold wind in no sun to biting cold????

getting dunks at a dif location that I know won’t do me wrong via the wrong milk. I’m about to be sooooo back

Snowpril traffic

Generational flop run this fine Monday

Girl at dunks gave me whole milk instead of oat and I was like “is this oat?” and she was like “yes” checked the label and it said oat, so I said “okay” but it’s not oat milk lmfao. Prayers plz.

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The body and blood of Christ to celebrate Easter