I'm not real

I don't like the term myself (avoiding the word "American" is so pointlessly performative) but a word is going to make you deactivate your account? Or is there context here I'm missing?

we're not allowed to say "good riddance"

they are allowed to say "just kill the homeless"

if you follow the terminal clues, it unlocks a secret 51st game.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

media: i'd like to see the left wriggle out of this one!
[the shooter is revealed to be a psycho right winger like nearly all shooters]
media: ah, well, nevertheless

a lot of news articles cut out parts of this quote, especially the part where the speaker corrects Kirk's "too many" by telling him the exact number. I wonder why they would do that? anyway, bookmarking this one.

Rapid Onset Gunshot Disorder

one less monster

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.

lmao holy shit

"rather short" seems dubious, but I suppose that's why he hedged it with the subjective "rather"

no idea, I don't have any friends

The thing is, I don't even disagree with most of the hypothesized downsides of immortality or eternal youth. I just think they'd easily be worth the trade-off. 🤷‍♀️

Just don’t snitch, it’s not that hard

I would think that your friend reminding themselves about it and denying it every night might actually have the opposite effect they are looking for, but idk

it's so easy to pirate pdfs of the official books though

I'm the D&D fan that sees "Armor Class" every time

if you're trans, it's time to buy a gun. don't wait any longer, it's time.

wow, a business catering to people who have money, what a shocker

using one of the chat bots for more than a few minutes is enough to judge the people who are "friends" or "in love" with them very harshly

remember that the next time you're all-one-ly!

this same form of "one" is in the word "lonely" but it gets there via the word "lone", which is short for "alone" which, in the same vein as words like "alright, almost, already" means "all one".

you ever think about how the word "only" is just the adjective form of the word "one"? funny we don't say "twoly" or "threely".

this is what public transport is for. buses.

not everyone is so pro military either, what are you talking about

"everyone" in the US does not use "military" time, that's why in the US they call it "military" time instead of just time.