my whole brain right now is like: knowledge that it’s okay to ask for help and i should be focusing on my post surgery recovery more than anything vs chinese catholic eldest daughter urge to both not be a bother and do everything for myself, FIGHT

this is the third one in less than a week lmaoooooooooo

tornado warning at work 😬😬😬

please god let my popcorn popper be made with stainless steel and not aluminum

realizing there’s a not insignificant chance i may have to replace a bunch of my pots and pans if they don’t work with my new induction stove…………..

got my period but i can’t take any ibuprofen because i’ve got surgery in a week. truly this is hell.

I AM AN ADULT WHO WORKS HARD AND HAS EARNED A TREAT I AM GETTING A FUCKING BEAN BAG CHAIR

GIANT BEAN BAG CHAIRS 40% OFF

Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

my mom’s homemade easter chocolate and my sister’s deviled eggs :9

cannot fucking wait to be gone from work for three months, actually

to be fair this is better than the stress dream i had today about it costing $5000 but still.

i forgor that surgeries cost monies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hummus plate for breakfast :9

malik would absolutely not do this because he would never give altair that much grace. he would, in fact, never let altair live it down.

me crawling out of the coffee shop bloody and bruised beyond all belief: managed to write……… 2000 words………..

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

it’s been a rough march lads

nom nom italian food

can’t believe the lesson of today’s therapy session essentially amounts to ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg good to know……… also real talk i was absolutely thinking of yours when i tweeted that, it’s been four years and im still like fuck i want that giant bean bag

me realizing i am an adult who’s going to have my own house soon and there’s nothing stopping me from getting one of those giant love sac things for my office

IT HAPPENED AGAIN HHRIUFGJRGRJGRUDHGRHRHG

human beings were not meant to have joints. take me back to being an invertebrate in the ocean pls.

do y’all have any idea how annoying it is to be experiencing pins and needle in your foot for THREE FUCKING DAYS STRAIGHT

‎⊹ ࣪ ˖ Stress relief 😮‍💨 #zosan

man i wish there was like an official one piece clothing merch line because i WOULD be willing to fork over a frankly irresponsible amount of money for a version of zoro’s egghead bomber jacket

this is the price of getting into a popular ship and brother i am paying out the fucking nose.

not to be a hater on main but the amount of breeding kink, omegaverse, and mpreg shit that STILL shows up on my bsky AND tumblr despite me having all of those things filtered in every possible way i can think of is 🫩🫩🫩

chickening out of posting my own dddne whump fic i am a sham. a fraud.