#9 is literally "be nice to us or you'll regret it"

One of my favorite movies is Perfect Blue which is about a girl named blue who is perfect and with the help of her friends, and you, using various clues left behind, blue can figure out a great mystery about her imaginary friend Steve Minecraft

Awawa!

Saying "sic semper tyrannus" before giving Her the fourth blowie of the day while the rest of your resistance cell watch from the cages in the throne room, dripping in anticipation while they await their turn to taste Her cum from your lips

I need that tho

Imagine being so unpopular and evil that you have to drop this amount of money and invent new forms of ratfucking so you can beat a 27-year-old who regularly wears a Snorlax onesie to bed.

Type 2 consent

hey, just so you know, if i ever stop talking mid sentence and seem to zone out before coming back seeming confused, it's because my soul was temporarily dr mario. yeah it's a common problem for a lot of autistic people

porcelain horse toilet Like imagine a horse but the toilet bowl is the back so ur basically riding a horse while u poop

New gaming chair just dropped

Star Wars actually got bad in Empire Strikes Back because that's where it started to get treated seriously, irreparably severing it from its roots in the absolute garbage that George Lucas loved as an adolescent

It should've all been a little schlockier and lower budget

Nintendo has canonized Peach and Rosalina as sisters???

Literally me when my wife decided to force pink into my wardrobe

Four panel comic. Two characters sit with collars. "It's bad enough the aliens took over..." "But did they HAVE to make us their pets?!" From off camera: "Gleeba za gneepnarp?" The complaining character jumps up with joy. "Oh boy gneepnarp!"

Gneepnarp

A Tomodachi Life screenshot of my Mii saying the following: "In the retail version, it sounds like residents can even get married and have babies. I'll let you unpack that, cuck."

INSANE DIALOGUE

Always remember to pet the dog!

i need a qr code sewn into my denim jacket that leads to a webpage controlled by my Domme who uploads various compromising media of me

My wife is what lurkers dream poasters are like irl

I am Jack's throbbing bean

Did you know that if you mix equal parts Coke and Pepsi you can make napalm?

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

2 restaurants in a city, the upper one is "soy boys" and the lower one is "indian roti house" with a gay flag

which way western they? soy boys plant based burger? or the gay flag indian roti house?

Listen boy me may have also been poly but he could not fathom what I am capable of these days

I have been informed pee is not stored in the hamster. I wish to grieve alone at this point.

Field of man-sized holes. The sudden sight of a massive field, gouged with large outlines of bodies, stops you in your tracks. One of these outlines matches your own. It's perfect... Resist: remove 2 cards from your deck. Add Normality to your deck. Enter your hole: enchant a card with perfect fit.

But is there a hole made for them?

feral, lice-ridden Nintendogs are roaming the cyber streets and attacking any programs unlucky enough to get in their way

"The Seikilos Epitaph told me to shine" as justification for showing up at work dressed in latex

The old DHS terror alert graphic where the varying threat levels are instead risk of modelo

Taps sign

Oh no, Alicia, did you just eat my forever age regression brownie? You'll have to grow all the way back up now. See you in fifteen years.

The pokopia title card. "Got a job for you 621."