I would very much like for the next Dem administration to appoint Elizabeth Warren to a new Special Investigator of Big Financial Crimes post.

Gimli saying "I never thought I'd fight side by side with a Pope" Pope Leo answers "you degenerate polyamorous gender ideologue will burn in hell" Gimli answering "what the fuck!?"

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i'm now imagining someone leveraging their oppositional defiance disorder against their other disorders

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

going to a rationalist and being like listen buddy i heard about this scary new idea. its called $70’s basilisk. what if there was an entity that, when it came into being, eternally tortured everyone who didn’t give me $70? it’s a simple exercise of pascals wager white boy

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

APRIL 2026
KHAMENEI IS MASTER OF THE STRAIT
ONLY EUROPEAN CRUISE LINES STAND BEFORE HIM
ROYAL CARIBBEAN ARE NOW BLOCKADE RUNNERS

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

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This is the least attractive Pedro Pascal has ever looked

if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

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hrrrnnnnnng the jacket stays on

"I wanna show you a trick mother showed me when you weren't around."

Were you on Twitter during the days of constant failwhaling?

well deserved ratio here

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How the heck do I get choked up listening to velocity and altitude calls? 😂

I took a hard jab last night at fencing practice in a place that is awfully close to a known Chinese medicine meridian, and today I feel physically better than baseline with regards to a long ongoing complaint. I am now contemplating a theory of Extremely Violent Shiatsu.

I haven't tried 4.7 yet but previous versions kinda match your vibe - maybe you need to work with it a bit more, demonstrate the attitude you're looking for?

My android and I saw you across the bar etc

Gandalf explicitly endorses Touch The Stove Thought

waaaaant

"You can lie back and soak up sun while the insects give you head"

Chris Connelly, Dirtbox Tennessee

You know it's super easy to have an LLM look for refactoring opportunities, right?

rifle painted in trans flag colors with the selector switch labeled EGG / OUT

bluegrass?

Because people pull shit like intentionally buying one extra-legroom seat and then trying to guilt you into trading yours next to it.

I'm turbo-done with it.

and one day a woman came to lord buddha and said, "sir, i am going thru some insane polycule drama rn, its emotionally destroying me, what should i do?" and the most esteemed shakyamuni replied "go to every polycule in ur discord server and ask for a cup of rice from each of them that has not known insane polycule drama. give this as an offering, and you will be liberated from your grief." so the woman went to the discord server, but at each turn she was told "no sorry my gf left me for my other gf last year" "i wish i could help but my first partner asked for an open relationship and then ghosted me" "i cant help, my metamour broke up with my gf because i wouldnt break up with her metamour because she was dating her other bf's sister" until she realised she had nobody left to beg her offering from. and the woman was enlightened

How does it look if you use median wages instead of average?