UK cover for Christian Cameron’s THE CAPTAIN OF VENICE — a man in full armour stands on the coast, Venice in its lagoon behind him. Plus author and title information.
THE CAPTAIN OF VENICE by Christian Cameron is out in three weeks!
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Book 7 in the acclaimed Chivalry series. Published in the UK by @orionbooks.bsky.social.
That’s an automatic pre order.
A conjoined banana.
Two bananas inside the same skin.
Double banana! First time ever!
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Thank you came here for the Red Kryptonite comment.
Mmm poached trout (yes I know what you meant but this is funny).
I’m partial to this one but the Beasts are photogenic. I’ve got a petabyte of cat photos lol.
Big Pearl Earring energy.
Mmm stegosaurus waffle.
Carrot Top. I’m going out watching the best 2 hours of Prop Comedy that man can bring.
Fran Drescher enters the room. I flail for
my analgesia pump. Alas, I cannot reach it and she begins “The Lord is my Sheffield HAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE BECAUSE MY BOSS WAS NAMED MR. SHEFFIELD ON THE NANNY….”
My favorite story from TMC is “There Will Come Soft Rains”. The date on TWCSR is … Aug 4, 2026. Even when I read it as a kid that date seemed impossibly far away. Now it’s a mere 4 months.
Ray Bradbury fans … the stories in The Martian Chronicles have dates on them so we can tell how far from the first landing on Mars they are.
“Pardon me Your Eminence…”
Didnt need to google it. Googled it. Wish I had not. Im sure you are not an offender; if you spend more than 15 seconds worrying about this you are not the target demographic.
Beautiful!
There’s a Robin Williams bit where Robin says the more important the 1st guest is on Larry King, the less important the second “tonight on Larry King, Abraham Lincoln, back from the dead; also Fleegle from the Banana Splits” and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
The … the fish? Or the instrument?
“Could you guys not
Be owls? It would make this extremely niche joke more accurate.”
The gaming chair was the color of a TV tuned to a dead channel.
Hopefully you can still walk into Flushing and get dim sum. Mmmm dim sum.
Me, in a cardigan, looking punk as fuck
It's a nice day for a
Light sweater
It's a nice day for a
CARDIGAN
Great maybe she can select Hilary as her VP. That’s a winning ticket for sure, right? /s
I was in SUCH a cool house today. Maybe I will be able to share
More details once we go to paper but man what a time
Capsule!
