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That feeling when the Exedrin kicks in and the headache starts to dissipate…

I haven’t posted on FB in months. Is it weird to start my first post of 2025 with, “Hey, so, I had a nervous breakdown. Sorry I’ve been MIA. Anyone hiring?”

I’m torn between wanting to get 18 inches of snow and wanting absolutely none. What if the power goes out? But it’s pretty! But what if the power goes out?

I think I’m more scared for that power outage thing than anything else.

I didn’t intend to see 2025.

I’m here, though, so let’s do this thing.

Happy New Year! 🥂

RIP President Carter. What a truly great human being.

You guuuuuuuuys… look who followed me on her super secret private account! Are you jelly?!

Do people really fall for this shit?

Don’t fall for this shit.

Headaches suck big hairy balls.

Wide awake at 2am replaying conversations from months ago where I wish I’d had the confidence to be a stronger advocate for myself.

sigh

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Goodnight to all!

May you have the most blissful, restful sleep of your entire life tonight filled with utterly magical dreams.

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💚 Tim McGraw
💛 Love Story
💜 Electric Touch
❤️ Nothing New
🩵 Blank Space
🖤 Getaway Car
🩷 Soon You’ll Get Better
🩶 August
🤎 Right Where You Left Me
💙 You’re On Your Own, Kid
🤍 Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me

It’s a Gen X trend? No one told me. #1969

Dear god, I forgot to feed the cats and their bowls were empty for like an entire three minutes!

They will never forgive me, those poor starved dramatic babies!

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I Knew You Were Trouble

I can’t sing but I CAN scream like a goat.

Just to find inner peace and contentment.

Seeing Fox News screenshots on my feed is cruel.

I’m truly thrilled for all that got to go and thankful for the livestreams.

I’m just being grumpy tonight. 🤪

What was your Era’s tour famous for?

Not a god damn thing because I never got to go.

Is there a Starter Pack for us poor souls that weren’t blessed?!

You tried and that’s more than most people do! Thank you and you’ll do GREAT in January!

You’re going to do great and you ARE making a difference! ❤️

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Thank you for donating. You get all the gold stars for being a good human today! You’re saving actual lives!

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Having a decent mental health day but I poked myself in the eye while removing my contacts so there’s that.

Just a special shout-out to my fellow never-able-to-go-to-the-Era’s-show peeps.

I know the feed is hard today. I see you.

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I hate acronyms.

Has everyone forgotten that spelling is fun?!

Goodnight.

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In the words of President Bartlett…

My anxiety says the Chiefs have to stop doing this shit.

Yes, ma’am.

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