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Posts by 𝕀𝕑𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕔𝕒π•₯ π•šπ•Ÿ 𝕀𝕑𝕒𝕔𝕖

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. 
First frame: 
Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" 
Right side of  frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." 
Second frame: 
The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak.
The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

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4 hours ago 1099 330 2 8

The sheer contempt publications have for their employees is absolutely gushing out of their pores. It’s bad enough that they’re insisting on doing this and debasing people’s names but that evil is compounded by how fucking nasty and mean their tone is about it.

4 hours ago 463 55 5 1

Connecting some dots here: the Associated Press offered buyouts to ~120 US journalists this month, and among the reasons is that McClatchy dropped AP in 2024. This is a piece of what McClatchy is doing instead.

50 minutes ago 58 37 2 1

RFK Jr. wants me to die.

And probably you, too.

2 hours ago 25 8 0 0
Many white flowers with numerous yellow anthers crowd on the branches of a small tree

Many white flowers with numerous yellow anthers crowd on the branches of a small tree

Seven years ago today 🌿

Prunus armeniaca, the nonnative Apricot, blooming along Grizzly Creek.

11 hours ago 52 10 0 0

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

49 minutes ago 1417 380 7 9
a doodle of an artist kitty looking at an empty sheet of paper

a doodle of an artist kitty looking at an empty sheet of paper

the kitty bangs its head on the paper

the kitty bangs its head on the paper

there’s now a stamp of the kitty in the paper, and it has a bandage on the forehead

there’s now a stamp of the kitty in the paper, and it has a bandage on the forehead

creative process

9 hours ago 957 245 3 3
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my most futile plea: for the love of christ do not shuffle slowly up the subway stairs with your nose in your phone. we live in a society!!

51 minutes ago 199 10 15 0

am conflicted about the whole redistricting thing but republicans staring at the sowing/reaping meme is kind of hilarious tbh

1 hour ago 691 53 24 4

Given the fact that I devote a full 6 weeks every other year specifically to the idea of voting rights, I have sincerely grappled with the idea of retributive gerrymandering. Like, earnestly. I think there are reasons to feel weird about it, and it's fair!

But this IS a sincere difference.

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Exclusive: Meta to start capturing employee mouse movements, keystrokes for AI training data Meta is installing new tracking software on U.S.-based employees’ computers to capture ​mouse movements, clicks and keystrokes for use in training its β€Œartificial-intelligence models, part of a broad ...

Meta will begin keystroke logging US employees at work -- complete with mouse movements and periodic screenshots -- to train better AI agents.

This comes after Boz posted about a future in which AI will "primarily do the work" at meta.

It's a new era for tech labor. www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

9 hours ago 501 238 79 275

The competition for Weird, Cringe, Needy, I-Studied-The-Blade, Very-Moist-yet-Also-Somehow-Dessicated, Divorced-Single-Dad-Hitting-on-Daughter's-Friends-Energy is intense.
Musk, Thiel, Karp.

7 hours ago 4 1 1 0

I will forever be in awe of how these men can make SWORDS uncool.

SWORDS!

HOW DO YOU MAKE A SWORD UNCOOL?!?!?!?!

7 hours ago 36 7 3 0
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Elementary, my queer Watson.

8 hours ago 83 9 4 2

I am also laughing at this claim of β€œpost woke” gaming based on a game that is doing none of the shit they were crying was taken from their games. They know they’ve lost and are trying to move the goalpost closer!

7 hours ago 490 53 5 0

Nothing. I love being from Puerto Rico πŸ˜ŽπŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

7 hours ago 12 2 0 1
The Stock Market Expects to Be Rescued
The Stock Market Expects to Be Rescued YouTube video by Kyla Scanlon

@kyla.bsky.social on the USA Stock Market’s irrationality being based on the assumption of a federal safety net just for them

7 hours ago 0 0 0 0
The cover of "folkish" by kym deyn. Published by nine arches press.

The cover of "folkish" by kym deyn. Published by nine arches press.

Reading @kymdeyn.bsky.social's 'Folkish' and whispering "fuck offfff" after every poem because it's just so good.

14 hours ago 165 19 4 1
Bluesky thread screenshot 
Jazzpomegranate:
satanists aren’t actually scary
TheCybersmith:
They murdered hundred of people.

One satanist family spend literal decades capturing and torturing people in their "toybox".

https://grokipedia.com/page/David_Parker_Ray

Bluesky thread screenshot Jazzpomegranate: satanists aren’t actually scary TheCybersmith: They murdered hundred of people. One satanist family spend literal decades capturing and torturing people in their "toybox". https://grokipedia.com/page/David_Parker_Ray

I should also note that this guy is the only person for whom citing Grokipedia is possibly an improvement

6 days ago 34 2 1 1
A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post, dated November 29th, 2017. User thecybersmith reblogs with comment β€œWRONG!!! 
This isn’t a videogame. Maille does not cause its wearers to incur a 15% penalty to speed. A fit man can jump, jog, and sprint in a maille hauberk.
If bullets had the force to break bones if spread over a large area, they would inflict those injuries upon the person who discharged the firearm they came from. Newton’s third law. The force applied by a bullet is also applied to the gunman. Chainmail is awesome, and the fact that we no longer require our military to supply our brave troops with it aught to be a source of national shame.”

A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post, dated November 29th, 2017. User thecybersmith reblogs with comment β€œWRONG!!! This isn’t a videogame. Maille does not cause its wearers to incur a 15% penalty to speed. A fit man can jump, jog, and sprint in a maille hauberk. If bullets had the force to break bones if spread over a large area, they would inflict those injuries upon the person who discharged the firearm they came from. Newton’s third law. The force applied by a bullet is also applied to the gunman. Chainmail is awesome, and the fact that we no longer require our military to supply our brave troops with it aught to be a source of national shame.”

Can’t forget about him thinking chainmail stops bullets

1 day ago 47 3 5 1
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A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post. The account thecybersmith (dated February 8th, 2018) reblogs with comment β€œI called Joan Of Arc a war criminal for her use of illegal combatants.
She was a war criminal for the same reason Joseph Kony was a war criminal.
A military commander who knowingly recruits an ineligible person to serve (such as a child, or an invalid), is committing a war crime.” 
Academiemelusine reblogs with comment β€œAnd could you remind us all who exactly the illegal combatant was that Joan of Arc recruited?”
Thecybersmith reblogs with comment β€œHerself, of course”

A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post. The account thecybersmith (dated February 8th, 2018) reblogs with comment β€œI called Joan Of Arc a war criminal for her use of illegal combatants. She was a war criminal for the same reason Joseph Kony was a war criminal. A military commander who knowingly recruits an ineligible person to serve (such as a child, or an invalid), is committing a war crime.” Academiemelusine reblogs with comment β€œAnd could you remind us all who exactly the illegal combatant was that Joan of Arc recruited?” Thecybersmith reblogs with comment β€œHerself, of course”

Oh right and there was that time he called Joan of Arc a war criminal

1 day ago 144 15 6 5
A tumblr post. User megapope (now deactivated) posts (dated March 4th 2018) β€œsomeone has absolutely had to explain to donald trump that as president he cannot have people killed at will”.
User thecybersmith reblogs with comment (dated April 12 3018) β€œActually yes he can.
There is legal precedent (from his predecessors) of both citizens and non-citizens being killed without trial, on an executive order.
The Blessed One could end the lives of all his critics, on a whim.
Consider that he does not, and what this suggests about his character. Could it be that he is a man of great morality, and exemplary self-restraint?”

A tumblr post. User megapope (now deactivated) posts (dated March 4th 2018) β€œsomeone has absolutely had to explain to donald trump that as president he cannot have people killed at will”. User thecybersmith reblogs with comment (dated April 12 3018) β€œActually yes he can. There is legal precedent (from his predecessors) of both citizens and non-citizens being killed without trial, on an executive order. The Blessed One could end the lives of all his critics, on a whim. Consider that he does not, and what this suggests about his character. Could it be that he is a man of great morality, and exemplary self-restraint?”

Oh my god I totally forgot he used to call Trump β€œBlessed One”

1 day ago 52 4 1 0

His Human Pet Guyness has outdone himself again

6 days ago 86 4 15 12

TheCyberSmith is an old asshole tbf

1 day ago 7 1 0 0
TheCyberSmith tweeting out:

"Human Pet Guy"

All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten.

You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr.
You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart.
You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit.

TheCyberSmith tweeting out: "Human Pet Guy" All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten. You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr. You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart. You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit.

this is the funniest shit i've seen all year ngl

1 day ago 248 46 16 3

this should be dispensed similarly to how the covid vaccine was

because holy shit some of us are getting sick all the damn time and it takes something from our bodies to endure that

22 hours ago 15 2 1 0
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Photo of Birdie, the tricolor calico (brown, orange and white with pink nose and white whiskers) accepting a pet from my cat sitter’s left hand. You can see her striped front paws with little white socks. Her left paw has an orange spot in a brown spot on said sock.

Photo of Birdie, the tricolor calico (brown, orange and white with pink nose and white whiskers) accepting a pet from my cat sitter’s left hand. You can see her striped front paws with little white socks. Her left paw has an orange spot in a brown spot on said sock.

Zoomed in photo of Birdie’s paws on a floor rug and you can really appreciate the white socks and the orange and brown spot on the left sock. (That’s her little pink baby bed behind her that she still uses even though she’s about to turn 4.)

Zoomed in photo of Birdie’s paws on a floor rug and you can really appreciate the white socks and the orange and brown spot on the left sock. (That’s her little pink baby bed behind her that she still uses even though she’s about to turn 4.)

tfw your paws are so pretty the sitter sends photos

23 hours ago 551 30 11 0
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β€œOver on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

1 day ago 1738 261 8 0