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Photo of a framed copy of the November 2024 Onion. It is a full page advertisement for Marlboro cigarettes with a picture of a cowboy smoking a cigarette on a horse. The text of the advertisement reads: “The easiest way to quit vaping.”

Photo of a framed copy of the November 2024 Onion. It is a full page advertisement for Marlboro cigarettes with a picture of a cowboy smoking a cigarette on a horse. The text of the advertisement reads: “The easiest way to quit vaping.”

Finally got around to framing this copy of @theonion.com.

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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling over the exact definition of a concentration camp was a sign of a healthy society. “Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics […]

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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1 year ago 2547 370 18 10

I mean, it obviously works for Clarence Thomas.

1 year ago 5 3 0 0

I did shooter drills in elementary school. That's my normal.

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This Place Is All Fucked Up | Defector It doesn’t appear to have been close. Georgia flipped for Trump. Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, too. The Blue Wall crumbled like Jericho’s. Just about everywhere voted redder than in 2020. Young people w...

Don’t have the energy to formulate any optimistic or pessimistic thoughts of my own. Barry sums it up pretty well.

1 year ago 222 70 1 5
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My next door neighbor’s terrifying Halloween decorations

1 year ago 3366 845 72 31

Hanging out with Bruce Wayne and saying “wow you must be a big Batman fan, this Batcave replica is crazy!”

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Two National History Day mugs. One celebrates 25 years, 1980-2005. The other celebrates 50 years, 1974-2024

Two National History Day mugs. One celebrates 25 years, 1980-2005. The other celebrates 50 years, 1974-2024

Why is the historical record always so messy? 🗃️

1 year ago 37 3 1 0
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"And this f...........former president."

We heard you, Madam Vice President. We heard you.

1 year ago 789 83 18 3
A tortoiseshell cat sitting on the footboard of a bed next to a window. The cat is looking out the window and is only lit by the outside light.

A tortoiseshell cat sitting on the footboard of a bed next to a window. The cat is looking out the window and is only lit by the outside light.

It a cat.

2 years ago 23 0 0 0
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Give me footnotes or give me death.

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