And then they’re canned, and their complicit replacements tell Drinky Pete, “Go for it!”

The R senators will be sitting at a table in Moscow on July 4th to celebrate their victory.

I was hoping she’d say “Womp womp” 🤣

*The plague has entered the chat*

Walker cannot wait until he sees his doggy bus 🚌 pals 😃

*props to Robin Williams, which is how he described his voice for “Popeye”*

It was before his voice turned to Liquid Wrench, so he wouldn’t recognize it.

National holiday.
Booze and fireworks.

Trump catches baseball awkwardly

He might.

Enough of the performative bullshit.
ACT!! File the charges NOW, don’t fkn bloviate about it!!

Is a Pig’s ass pork?

A baseball field. It's a cloudy day, and there are gorgeous mountains visible in the distance. The outfield wall is covered with local advertisements.

Sometimes your breakfast is a hot dog at a minor league ballpark, and that's okay.

One that wasn’t captured by the criminals, yeah.
As long as they’re in power, there are no consequences for their actions.

It’s that thing they keep reinstalling with security updates. Grr.

We don’t need a line monitor.
They’re queueing up like Koreans.

Pet peeve: “Different than”
No, you illiterate; it’s “Different FROM”!

Like clockwork.

Pete’s kinda weak in military history.

historyofvaccines.org/blog/washing...

Every day, when I was at work.

Got any shots of Peter Dillon’s Pub on 40th?

guys like me are mad for turtle meat @Arr The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over 2:08 PM • 6/28/18 31.7K Likes 7,234 Retweets 387 Quotes

Baseball scoreboard Pittsburgh at Philadelphia reads “P 0 0 P”

Could be worse.

Probably hiding in the same place as my rep.

Looks like a window seat to me.
If I were in the aisle, the person in the window seat would’ve closed the shade for the duration of the flight.

Facts not in evidence.

Point of order: Impeachment does not remove a President; conviction in the Senate by a 2/3rds majority is required. Senate Republicans would rather eat a bowl of oatmeal spiked with broken glass than remove Stinky.

Elections have consequences.
-Captain Obvious

Photographer? I know I saw this in Photography class, but his name escapes me.
(Gimme a break; it was 30 years ago lol)