me to my friend, who is a nurse, after sending her delta snake screenshots: i think i hauve covid
her, not aware of that particular meme: WHAT
me: no i--i don't actually have---i'm just horny for big boss, sarah wait---
Well excuse me for being concerned for your welfare asdfghjkl
finishing this week of Leon with Fuck-him-up Friday!
৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻) sorry leon...
This has been the best week of my life 🥹❤️🩹
More people should be talking about this, actually.
Fandom needs interaction to thrive, if u want to keep enjoying art, fic, edits, animations, silly little hcs, and all of that gud stuff, give some of the love back that creators pour out for you, fandom shouldn't be /content/ to mindlessly consume, let it be a dialogue of love and appreciation 🙏✨❤️
Oh my GOD I'm extremely normal and sane about this!!! 👀🫠
Sweet mother of mercy, I am LOOKING at these incredibly hot, twisted bois 👀 David's face in the first one, UNFF
HELP why is this so tragically funny 😂😭
😭🥹 thank youuu 🥰 when you can't sneak or fight your way out, the only thing left to do is flirt 🤷♀️
FOXHOUND: schooling its recruits in flirtation and sexual espionage since the 1970s (they’re both very proficient)
The toe beans, of course! All 7 of em, perfect in every way 🥰
Would you just look at those BUNS 🥵🥵🍑
Godddddd this pose is EVERYTHING. Absolutely devouring him, no time or need for air
2023 was a very whumpy year for me. I made a lot of progress art-wise, made some wonderful online friends and drew the same thing over and over again, the way all good hyperfixations demand
Here's to another year full of the same brainrot and depraved thoughts 🥂
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You're so welcome!! May the brainrot continue for us both in 2024 😌
Happy weird-limbo-period-between-Christmas-and-New-Year's! Sharing my Secret Santa gift for @boonkin.bsky.social ✨
Gray Fox and Solid Snake practicing their hand-to-hand combat skills and, uh, endurance training 😬
⚠️NSFW⚠️
Happy Merry Christmas! You better watch out, this Santa is watching you 😬 He might ask you to join his army of elves to build robots...
Why does Santa suddenly seem so attractive to me!?
Oh myy, the panelling on the sneaking suit! The tread on his boots!! The undercut! God, your Null is SOO pretty I can't bear it 😍👀
Ocelots are proud creatures! Everyone (but him) knows his revolver is both an extension of, and a symbol for, his manhood; it makes sense that he would want John to go down on it (him)
It’s crazy how quickly an idea for bosselot can devolve into ‘implied gun fellatio’ but hey, who am I to judge 🤷♀️
This was a Secret Santa gift for the wonderful @chaoszonenate.bsky.social! The prompt was ‘something fun, violent, crazy’. My 17yo bosselot-obsessed self would be proud 🥲
Right!? Like, as IF he came waltzing into her den, thick ass and thighs, tiny waist and almost 6 foot tall wall of sheer muscle, and she wasn't going to become obsessed with him??
My inaugural post. Something about a wolf toying with her prey…
Solid Snake/Sniper Wolf live rent-free in my head forever. They have such a fun, exciting and scary dynamic. What will they come up with next!?
Inspired by the wonderfully filthy mind of @chaoszonenate.bsky.social ✨