don’t skip!
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My Switch’s batter is shot 🥲 Goes from 100% charge to dead in less than a minute

Need a hand there? 😏

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Rewatching One Piece while high always has me dying of laughter

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LMAO idk why this is so fucking funny to me

The horrors persist and so do you 🎉🎊🎂

Come get a taste 👅

Me standing naked in a white tiled shower with my back and side to the camera, looking over my shoulder

Obligatory hotel bathroom selfie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Congratulations 🎊🎉🍾

Just give me a time and a place and I’ll have you moaning and your toes curling 😏

Come get a taste 👅

Open up 💦

Oh thank god the finale lip sync didn’t have a costume reveal for once

Gladly 🥵

Show me confidence ✨

Still so angry I have to buy a Switch 2 just to be able to play the new Fire Emblem coming out this year 🙄

🥵 it’s exciting to watch your progress too. Are you stretching pretty much every day? Is the goal just to wear your biggest plug comfortably?

How do you feel like it’s going? It’s looking good at the very least 🥵

So much fun 🤤

I need to get back in the gym badly 😩

HIM: Does that muthafucka move tho?

ME: 🙂‍↕️

Open up 💦

It’s so easy for me to feel like at my age, I’m not doing what my age mates are doing. It’s easy to feel like I’ve somehow fallen behind in a race I didn’t even sign up for. In those moments, my inner child tells me I’m right where I need to be.

Me and who?

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Y’all to him:

hump