nothing more humbling than explaing how much you love The Pickle Priest to a group of people who have never heard of The Pickle Priest (ask me how i know)

A flat lay of D&D items inclusing a notbook, a compass, dice, and a map.

Everything is bad. The world is scary.
Why not pretend to be a wizard cat on a pirate ship with your friends?

OTTER

A comprehensive list of mistakes I’ve made:
-wanting to go to grad school
-thinking about grad school
-applying to grad school
-going to grad school
-being in grad school

not even sorry but i WILL be unfollowing you if you're still posting about how much you love harry potter in the big 2026. at least have the decency to be ashamed of having positive nostaligc feelings!! and most of all STOP PUTTING MONEY IN JKR'S POCKETS. you're killing trans people.

please tell me NOT to buy the pokemon cards in stock on amazon even though i've been wanting the tin forever and its only a little bit overpriced (as opposed to the rest of pokemon cards, which are TOTALLY overpriced)

I really feel like I missed my calling to be in the funeral industry. Do funeral homes need marketers? Can I be a social media specialist who freelances just for funeral homes?

I really feel like I missed my calling to be in the funeral industry. Do funeral homes need marketers? Can I be a social media specialist who freelances just for funeral homes?

A g chat message that reads “I’m totally going to bully this man for fun this weekend. I will avenge you.”

A new local card shop opened and they bullied my boss when she stopped in trying to buy some Pokemon card packs for her son. 😡 He didn’t like that she wasn’t buying or selling high value cards & kept leaving in the middle of their convo to help guys with bigger transaction totals. 😡😡😡

the thing about me is that i will figure it out or die trying. unless it's math. then i will just die.

lmao thank you it is literally just my firsy and middle name for real!! & in the audio drama podcast The Magnus Archives, there are a subset of artifacts the characters deal with that are basically "evil books" & they all show up with one guy's name on them. GREAT podcast if you're not familiar!!!

Ariel cosplayer spinning in circles.

It's starting to feel like spingggggg, I hope I can survive the next few weeks.

Ash cosplaying Sasha James from The Magnus Archives, holding open a hreenn book called "Tales of the Peculiar"

Hey Rusty Quill, I heard you're releasing a book from the library of Jurgen Leitner??? You're publishing one of The Evil Books that Kill You??? 🤔
I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE!!!! (But only because I'm on a book buying ban this year …. omg i want to read it so bad. 😭)

@itsembyrrose.bsky.social CROCHETED ALL MY COOL POKEMON ACCESSORIES, EVERYONE!! 💕
I still use these for even like my Team Rocket cosplay!!!!

Ash cosplay Ash with a crochet Pikachu on her shoulder.

I must tell you that Pokemon has been taking up a frankly EMBARASSING amount of brain space for me lately. If you want to follow my adventures in card collecting & Pokopia you can follow @dittodexcollects on IG BUT YOU HAVE TO BE COOL ABOUT IT because it's kind of my secret second account.

bitches hate it when prophet cassandra is right
("bitches" is my coworkers and "prophet cassandra" is me saying we should plan for easily preventable "emergencies")

it's free to be nice to people, it's free to hype up your friends, it's free tell someone you love them, it's free to be a kind and decent person 🫶

Seventeen Stranger Things cosplayers pose with a celebrity in a convention hall.

Our group met @carabuono and it was amazing! She really wanted to know how we pulled off such a big group and was so kind.

A group photos of Stranger Things cosplayers edited on a background with the logo above it.

A GIANT group cosplay at Monster Mania? Stranger Things have happened! It's always such a feat to pull off something like this – shout out to @harleysinn_cosplay for wrangling us and being the group mom yesterday just like her cosplay!
#strangerthingscosplay #cosplayer #strangerthings5

Ash cosplayong Robin Buckley from season 5 of Stranger Things wearing headphones.

TOMORROW!!
I'll be at Monster Manis tomorrow with our huge Stanger Things group – all of Hawkins will be there! Will you?
#monstermania #strangerthings5 #roblinbuckleycosplay

Three cosplayers with their arms around each other pose for a photo. From left to right, Black Canary, Wonder Woman, Supergirl.

#ThrowbackThursday as I get ready to cosplay with these girlies at Monster Mania this weekend!

Ash cosplaying back widow

"If it's the last thing I'll do on Earth... I'll make it something good."
#blackwidow #cosplayer #marvelcosplay

what if waking up to eat yogurt at 3 a.m. then going back to bed could fix me?

Ash dressed as a rogue at the NYRF.

Missing ren faire season!! Last year I feel like I finally perfected my rogue outfit. I'm not working on new garb for this year because I didn't get to wear all my garb last year. 😅

Ash cosplaying Gwenom

Two Sprigatito cosplays at PAXU

Ash cosplay Ash with a crochet Pikachu on her shoulder.

Ash as Misty from Pokemon waving to the camera

Ash as Misty from Pokemon

Happy 30th Birthday, Pokémon!
I always know how old Pokémon is because I was born the same year. Pokémon is my ride or die. 💕

Comic depicting a factory worker at a triangle factory seeing a circle come out of the triangle machine and saying I guess we doin circles now

me every single day when i clock into work and am told to do something fully outside the scope of my job that at any other place would be a WHOLE DIFFERENT FULL TIME JOB:

hey if you have a job that doesn't make you want to die that pays you a living wage i would LOVE to hear what your job title is and how you got into it
(post sponsored by my third work-related crash out of the week)

Ash in a green ren faire dress and long ginger wig facing away from the camera outdoors.

no offense but i'm getting BETTER & i'm taking all of you WITH ME!!! we're getting BETTER together if i have to drag u kicking & screaming!!! it's okay to cry but we are going to SURVIVE!!! i am going to GAIN SKILLS and BUILD RESILIENCE and HAVE HOPE even when it's difficult!!!

I pledged to the Good Omens Kickstarter so you don't have to YouTube video by Ash Zelda

I backed the Good Omens Kickstarter (and honestly forgot about it) so you didn’t have to. Stay tuned to my YouTube channel for more bookish content! 💙📚 youtu.be/HOhfV3_I6ic?...