Baby with confused look on his face.

Okay, why is the marathon running robot bow-legged?

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

This is definitely on my list of creepiest things I've seen today, but it's early. 😬

Can you imagine? Your first at bat in the majors, and you take Chris Sale deep? #Sportsball #MLB

🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

Yeah, I hate that about the correct crop of Dems. I want to be a member of a party that advocates throwing hands if need be.

I'm rooting for them. Nico Hoerner is my guy.

The Cubs’ offense actually showed up today. But, I mean, they are facing the Mets, soooo

Caitlyn never thought…🐆

That's five scorpions in a trenchcoat.

I was in Chicago a few years ago and almost had to fight some geese. Chicago geese are built different. Those thugs walked up on me like I owed them money. I narrowly escaped with my life.

Screenshot of a skeet from @deardean (Myron) Text: Stfu white lady.

~Ancestral Negro proverb

I'm so happy for Steph and the crew! Now they just need to get by Phoenix. What's the over/under on Draymond and Dillon Brooks getting into a fight? 😬 #dubnation

I guess she got beef with that fish to just let him flop around on the floor like that.

Pic of man in blue jacket standing near some solar panels. Text reads: San Antonio funeral home mogul Dick Tips takes on HOA over billboard removal Also, his name is Dick Tips.

This man’s given name is Robert Tips, but he chooses to go by Dick Tips? That's enough internet for me today.

He did, but they released him. Lack of evidence. But his ass is guilty.

So, the wife overboard story that's been in the news. He did it, right? Of course he did.

This shit is so exhausting and infuriating.

I live my life according to the Occam’s razor principle. #1 is the way to go.

How am I just noticing that they finally verified Jerry? Wow. Iean, yay!
*looks towards the heavens for the horsemen*

My immediate thoughts after watching the ANTM doc. A) Danielle is even more beautiful 20 years later. B) Tyra is a fake-sss bitch.

Does the orange taint not know that Pope Leo is from Chicago? I'm just sayin’.

You gotta see both sides.

That Liberty Mutual commercial where they mispronounce words? I hate that commercial. Just felt like sharing.

This reminds me that I really should probably make day drinking a thing again.

The Giants really need to rethink Rafi Devers at first base, because, he's not good there. #SportsBall

This Netflix Tyra Banks doc is... a lot. Like, wtf!

This whole Swallwell situation is horrific. There are too many bad people in the world.