Now I want to go back to Caen, walking around a castle eating a baguette from a street market vendor as a meal.

From among my various loyalties, I’ve chosen to support East Carolina. Even if you’re not willing to show some directional school love, throw a few bucks towards the Bowl and pick your favorite school.

Besides your cheekbones I assume?

Someone ‘bout to learn the legal concept of “admission against self-interest”

Fantastic choice of player

Pens fans all headed to the single vape exit

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

As customers or staff?

News anchor with a report on the Phillies called “Gross Misconduct “

Sigh. At least we can watch the Flyers tomorrow instead.

Homer Simpson bush meme. Homer is ashamed of the Phillies and excited about the Flyers.

—minute order on the docket of life

Will drive to Ontario for smoked meats

she hez on my boolah til i give $20 billion in cash to Iran

I’ll serve on your IRB but I may need to investigate the protocol a little bit first

Undefeated in the “stump the on-call medical toxicologist” challenge

At the end of her chat with Gross, Yousafzai, who has never been to an Eagles game, had a message for Philadelphians. “I just want to say one thing to Philly,” she said. “Go Birds.”

TELL EM, MALALA

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My 13-year old: “The squirrels are always silently judging you. They’re like the HOA of the animal world.” #sqrl #sqrlpix

WE LOVE OUR COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

Tweet from @RyanDeto of Axios: BREAKING: The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is being sold to The Venetoulis Institute for Local Journalism, the same nonprofit that owns the Baltimore Banner, sources inside a Post-Gazette meeting tell me. The P-G was set to close May 3 but appears now to be preserved. More details tk

Here’s some good journalism news (for once).

Goooooooooooal! Playoff bound! #Flyers

Hockey is insane we are all sick freaks

To arms, Gritty/
Let’s march, let’s march/
May the blood of our enemies/
water the furrows of the Metropolitan Division #Flyers

Pretty sure the Philly lore is settled on gritty being a Marxist-Leninist guerrilla, so I can’t be fooled by this picture

That raises potentially more questions

I have not leveraged my ties to Folcroft/Glenolden sufficiently to intimidate others it seems

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

How did it end up like this, indeed

Once a month the Richboro Pizza Hut would be ordered to surrender unto me a personal pan pizza with black olives