Breaking up a fish robbery like, "DROP THE BASS!"

My dear friend Mads has had a year like something out of a nightmare. She's now lost her home, at least two cars, and basically all her possessions. If you've ever wanted to do something nice for me, do it for her now instead. Or at least repost and get some more eyes on it. Thank you

I have, it's fucking great

I'd just send it to you

BIG SHRIMP ENERGY

Fission for compliments?

It's a type of guy who refers to gifts as 'loss leaders' if you were wondering

Recreating peak Twitter by making up a guy and getting mad at him

Looking great, bestie!

I like to mix lemonade and tea. I don't think anyone's done it before. It's pretty great. Maybe I'll name it after myself. Kidding, of course. It's so basic and simple. It's practically iced tea with lemon but sweeter. Can you imagine trying to trademark something like that? lol

Definitely banned. There's some good stuff in there

Okay, NOW they made white people Takis

Remember when people were making politicians afraid to eat in restaurants? Let's do that again.

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Are you mad today? Do you wanna be?

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You're a very good girl, sweetheart

Of course

Just casually letting me know your activation phrases

Looking forward to seeing you there

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseancestry fetchling

These slapped when I was a kid and then I tried them as an adult and they were trash, and I don't know if they changed or I did

Gear me up

The Nielsen people sent me this soup in the mail

While I love corn dogs, I don't think I could force down much more than about a half dozen before I'd feel too sick to keep going. Up to you if that's good or bad

Oops! There's the consequences of one's actions again

The phrase 'looks like shit' gets thrown around a lot, but there are times it's really apt

Buy you what???

Glad to hear it, princess

[Kung Pow voice] "THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS"

Absolutely

He's a fucking idiot. I only hope that when he fully grasps the enormity of his fuckup, it's so excruciatingly painful that it drives him to therapy or whatever he needs to not be such a piece of shit in the future