So if you're near carleek park and hear a man going WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, don't worry, I'm only a potential harm to myself.

Instead of being annoyed about the leaf blower noise, I decided that I'm just going to scream out the window in the same pitch. We're all going to suffer.

Flight home was cancelled so uhh, what's up Boise?

I'll leave word with the agents to start giving you the joe special 😂

Too many people sitting near me to participate in the gay tradition of scrolling sniffies at the airport 😭

If the TSA agent wanted to cop a feel he should have just asked instead of lying "oh nooo the machine says I need to use my hand to approximate the size and shape of your dong"

Another flight, another dick pat down 😞

I have a few pairs from Saxx and am pretty happy with them - comfortable, supportive but not restrictive. I also have some from Mack weldon, but the ball capacity is sometimes lacking, and they're fairly expensive.

Oh nice! How do you like it?

Do I find a way to disappear and quit my job when I can exit the lease on my townhouse in August? I feel there's a path, I just can't see it yet.

(and it's not even close)

Okay nvm we're back now that my brain finally realized that I gave it some nutrition. Ya happy now? Get to be all anxious instead of anxious and tired?

I waited too long to make coffee and now I'm concerta crashing on top of that. Breathing feels too laborious to continue, I fear this may be goodbye.

Bestie, the commune, WHEN? 😭

😍

If it happened on my bday, you'll never hear the end of it from me. NEVER.

I fear that I'll never make another cup of coffee as good as the one I just finished. Will that stop me from trying to reproduce it even though I refuse to measure anything? No.

I think so, but I'd have to check to be certain.

(don't even get me started on leaf blowers, or lawn equipment in general)

If I was president, I'd make it illegal for dishwashers to make any noise bc wtf, there's no reason they have to make all those different sounds. We were not meant to hear the horrors of the dishwasher, please release me!

Cleaned my water bottle before it grew its own ecosystem, I'm unstoppable this Aries season.

Just realized this license renewal will have me hitting my 20th year in my profession. How that's possible when I only graduated 7 years ago is beyond me.

And how am I kicking off my 3 day weekend?

By doing a 2hr ethics CEU so I can renew my professional license that expires in 1 day 7hours bc I am WHAT?

(a struggling procrastinator, riddled with brain worms)

And fwiw, I'm flying out of SAN and have a car.

Okay y'all, suggestions? I'll be in Temecula, CA for a few days late April at a conference and taking a few extra days. Do I go to:

Palm springs: spent a week near JTNP, but never PS proper.

San Diego: Never been, I'll have a day there before the conference.

Something else? Have 3.5 days 🙃

Nvm sun disappeared, kinda forgot I live in Seattle for a minute. The cunty Sasquatch lives another day!

One day I'll remember to put spf on my tattoos before enjoying the sun, but today is not that day. Sorry cunty Sasquatch 😭

Out of office message turned on and officially started a 3 day weekend. Hopefully I'll be hit by a meteor before Monday and will no longer have to be concerned about the well-being of my meat shell.

I'm thinking about going out of town for my bday weekend next week as well 👀