Who is this thing for anyway? It’s always felt like a self serving circle jerk for politicians and journalists and nothing more.

Texans boycotting HEB is insane. Texans love HEB and Buccee more than any of their sports teams

Headline:

Dudes looking for submissive childbrides go on vacation.

Good luck. Go Bills

I had 150 direct reports working in healthcare. I no longer work in healthcare or management of any kind. Dude is out of his mind. Also, if we’re gonna kill jobs for humans can we tax the rich so we don’t all end up living on the street

Thoughts, but I’m saving the prayers for now.

Me when I tell someone to hold their breath and the hiccups go away

Feels like this is taking a long time to open a door.

#Artemis

“This is a perfect decent”

Describing the splashdown and so much more.

#NASA #ArtemisII #Merica

The weather channel giving people seizures with this Artemis coverage.

AI slop. The Idiocracy is coming soon

Fuck Vince Vaughn

I’ve got a loud upstairs neighbor in my apt building. Thinking of starting a floor war by blocking the entrance for a few weeks while posting passive aggressive deadlines on the doors only to call it off and agree to pay him $2 every time I need to enter or leave the building

#TrumpWarPlan

What happened? Did Power Plant Day happen during Infrastructure Week?

Did I miss it?

I check in on social media a few times a day just to catch random politicians complaining about Trump and how they think something should be done but aren’t actually doing anything because I hate myself and deserve to be punished.

Pop Base

Thank you for posting about this. It was the only thing you could do and you came thru. Your courage has been noted.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.

If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.

And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

It’s crazy how none of the elected officials who oppose Trump believe they are capable of doing anything to stop or at least slow this shit down.

This post just burned the roof of my mouth.

Add in all the shows in Yellowstone universe and I’m there with you.

There’s a couple years in the 90’s where I teleported to my bed from some random bar/party damn near every night.

For some people today is Good Friday but to all my fellow Pastafarians I wish you a Happy Doris Day.

#Pastafarian #FlyingSpagettiMonster
#DorisDay

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Shitty alphacowboy porn.

I thing about myself that I’m proud of.

I’ve watched 0 minutes of Yellowstone and all other adjacent shows.

Lame ass alphacowboy porn.

Give us your all your money before you die!!!!!

Trump wants you to stay home tomorrow. Will you? No Kings is here again, and none of us can afford to sit this one out.

Trump wants you to stay home tomorrow. Will you?

Join Michael Fanone and millions of Americans tomorrow for #NoKings Day.

There should be no fight to justify one’s existence.

Trans rights are human rights. There is no compromise on this and anyone who thinks there is can fuck off.

Comedian